Or in other words, their first unique imaginary car.

Its bonnet is sealed shut. So what? The Alfa 4C is still your mid-engined Italian carbon fiber sex bomb, with performance to match. Keep your Cayman, I'm sold on this.

Lamborghinis are my favorite cars because they don't try to be too classy. Getting coked up and driving it off a bridge is the entire joke. If I had one, I'd use that as a metaphor for "I'm going for a drive, see you later." Whatever stigma exists about them doesn't affect drivers, because the whole spirit of the car…

Doge can actually be any sort of dog, it just has to be a silly dog

This looks more like the sort of thing that middle school kids would go to dances in.

I don't like as much that they're adding types, and it doesn't interest me terribly that Pokemon go Super Saiyan now, and I really don't like that the classic Pokemon aesthetic has gone wayward for something between beatmania IIDX and Final Fantasy and that narrow, spaced-out, serifed "default English" font that…

Got it; I'll email you next time I really want to do pictures for a car company.

My favorite thing about snow is how non-discriminatory it is. No matter the car, no matter the speed, you can drift!

And this one's sinkhole-proof. (Or Orlove'd.)

So you're saying it'll be hard to douchetruck it? I see no problems with this.

My numbers might be off, but I think that makes it statistically as common as a Lamborghini Gallardo.

The Fusion actually has LEDs under the black thing next to the driver's side window, so they're invisible until you're using them. I work with somebody who has one and was really surprised to see them present and so cleverly integrated.

Not being able to warm your car up in the driveway when it is below 0. In Kansas City the cops drive around in the morning and look for this. Then they knock on your door and give you a ticket for 150 buck. Total bullshit racket. The resoning is to prevent auto theft. Even if you have your doors locked running or with…

Those look like a bunch of aluminum-cloaked midgets.

Here's a picture of all the Corvettes after the evacuation:

Looks way better than the old California! I like it. But I wonder if it's gonna be possible to see anything over that rear decklid.

Is this anything like Android where you can go onto a seedy third party app channel and download a probably-compromised APK of the game?

I love sign. The exclamation points aren't even there to emphasize the text, they're more like "hey WHOA. WOW. LOOK AT THE WORDS RIGHT AFTER THIS."

Guys, how about some cool performance editions instead of "We did more stuff to the body?" Everybody wants the Veloster to go faster!