I mean, fail spectacularly.

The way I see it, the day everybody else's cars fail at driving themselves is the day that we, the Jalops, get to finally drive like an action movie.

I'm pretty sure Guy Fieri's hair product is the same stuff they use on Frosted Mini Wheats.

This is a pretty cool picture.

That's pretty neat.

What do you do?

I'm so glad! I really, really am. For all the bad things that had to happen to cause this, Nintendo's doing a lot of things that I've wanted for a long time. Harmoniously unified accounts are a huge yes. Better price points for frequent buyers is a HUGE yes. And I do want a Wii U; I just can't justify the expense…

I just went and found a YouTube video for it. Looks like DJMax Technika! I might buy this.

I do wonder where in the world community of gamers people are making that sort of money, and for what. It'd be neat to know! Maybe get a guest post from one someday?

The fact that people see the badge and complain about how expensive it is, is the reason the Ghibli will be successful among its intended market. Plenty of people can't afford a $65+k BMW either, but we're used to seeing those. The Maserati badge comes with such a sensation of expense that when Mr. Leather Seats BMW…

I still won't believe they aren't real. WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.

Everything the light touches... What about that shadowy place?

I'm excited! I just want to rev one out.

Now, the Mini was my very first car love. What I always liked about it was that it was "I don't care how silly I look" small, and presumably all kinds of fun to drive. It's not ruined, but I think I'd buy one of the outgoing models on the used market before having one of these new ones.

If a game is different from your expectations, or you can't find a setting you'd like, or you feel that you should have an option to turn off the music, or maybe you expect customizable controls—realize that the job of a developer is to make choices. Games are absurdly complex creations, but nothing in a game is by…

Ah, I see. Well it's nice that people are still keeping these machines alive out there! Drummania's a big favorite of mine. I've never played a machine, but I have a friend who hooked his Yamaha DTX kit up to his PS2 for a pretty similar experience. It's awesome.

I'll tell you, I have missed the games and community. I'm actually trying to figure out what happened to my IIDX KOC and I'm planning on having an 8otb day again soon so I can get into it again. I'll almost certainly have machines someday, though. Do you have your GFDM machines set up for sessions and everything?

Of course they are. I watched as Angry Birds went from an innocent, lightweight beta to tacking on seemingly every possible permission Android has. I don't have Angry Birds anymore.

That's why I like the Juke. It's a very ugly car, but goddamn, is it proud of that. You don't feel bad for the Juke because there's nothing to pity it over. I look at that car and I want to paint it green and jump it off hills and revel in that it looks just the worst, because it's definitely not sorry about it.

And here's how it will look in 2020: