An anonymous driver using the pseudonym 'Afroduck' claims to have lapped Manhattan in a record 24 minutes, seven seconds. Now New York City Police Commissioner Ray Kelly is out to catch him.

Bork bork bork!

For that adjusted price, you can now have a Hyundai Veloster, with tons of gadgets as standard.

I dunno, probably Smart.

Give 'em a honk and hold up that "thumb out, pinky out" phone hand thing to your head. If desired, turn this into a middle finger. I'm too nice, but it's not uncalled for.

It's their cars and money, though. Let 'em crash! I believe it's things like this that keep them cranking out new cars, anyway. It's not like a Dubai million/billionaire is about to go from a Ferrari to a Camry.

I feel like nobody would risk grand theft auto charges for that.

How do you guys find your photographers, anyway? I'm not trying to outwardly out myself to Jalopnik, but it would be nice to know how the auto media finds its dudes.

It's not just ready for tumblr, it was ready for tumblr before it was cool.

"Kawaii" has two "i"s.

In a casual chat over a grilled lunch prepared by celeb chef Michael Voltaggio at Lamborghini's hillside Pebble Beach compound this weekend, American COO Michael Lock confirmed what their CEO had alluded to earlier: they're going to build a roadster version.

No thefts as a result of corporate silliness. That rules out the Lamborghini Diablo and the Cizeta-Moroder V16T, which was created as a result of a spat between the designer, Marcello Gandini, and Chrysler, which owned Lamborghini at the time. Chrysler didn't like his original design, so he said "screw that" and took…

I dunno if "clean up after yourself" is a bad thing to be told. One should either shrug it off because they are an adult and of curse going to clean up after themselves or wonder why their parents in the neighboring seats didn't tell the because they are four years old.

A Lamborghini is like a big dick. Guys care about it a lot more than girls do.

Probably because it burns like a brilliant-ass mofo, but I'm not much of a chemist.

Ah; well was it hard? Why did you sell it?

Maybe it's because I'm too young, but when I look at the F40 I just want those lights under the headlights to be the headlights.

Have you ever thought about not driving a truck?

Say, is it hard maintaining/finding parts for that? My dad and I have one that we're not sure about keeping because we don't know what we might go through with that.