Ferrari 458? Yeah, dude, I hear those are having a big problem with catching on fire.

I do admire people who do theirs up with wild paint and interior colors. If there's any way to embrace this car, it's with a sense of humor.

Today I saw one with a fake spare wheel thing on the back. So nasty. The only thing worse than the PT Cruiser is the ninety year old tuners it has somehow created.

We need a stanced, lifted Spark to bring these paradigms together.

What if they announce this a week after the report, sending the stock price back into the stars?

It's just so low, it needs to be much higher so I know the kids will be safe. I just need it to have extra space after it's loaded with all the hockey and soccer gear so I can still shop at those bulk outlets.

As seen on the Countryman and Fiat 500L.

Sorry for party rocking.

What do you shoot?

Another day, another "Why Aren't The Millennials Buying Cars?" trend piece. Sigh. This one comes from Bloomberg, who report that aging baby boomers are buying more cars than their kids. At the risk of giving ourselves a headache, let's take a look.

I'm nineteen and I think cars are the neatest. But I only drive one because my non-millenial parents, who have had careers for a while now, saw it fit that I be able to get myself to school and work. I promise that kids will buy their own cars if they can afford it. We like cars.

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I'm not sure what event led to that car being driven through a dirt track, but it must have been an awesome time.

You could do those stripes down the middle, with the offset stripe between the black ones. Might look nice!

I've only ever been happy with mine.

Just give a push to the old "Sultry cartoon eyes" button.

Why would you buy that for $60000 in lieu of all the actually nice cars you can have for that much?

What if he put him in jail and he deserved it?

It would be cool, but I go both ways. I'd buy a Mini with a stick shift because that's how you buy those, but I'd buy a Golf with the flappy paddles because it gets better gas mileage and isn't much less hot of a hot hatch with it. They're bringing the experience of a wild Italian sports car to the slightly less…

I would welcome the notion of a more efficient 911. I dunno about an execution like that, but y'know.