Such a wonderful car. I swear I saw one in NJ a month or two ago. I only say that because it looked wild, went by quickly, had an Alfa badge, and was too new to be much else.

It doesn't bother me that much. Can you imagine hooning/drifting that?

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That might be the ultimate, ultimate car thief deterrent. Auto drivers and stick drivers alike will be properly befuddled by your riced out car.

I'm okay with this.

Wow, I'm really glad that came out today! I suppose if I ever get one I'll have to think of a way of securing those.

New Audis are so gorgeous. Seriously, great going, guys.

Sometimes people tailgate in one-lane speedtraps, and I don't need a ticket because you're in a hurry to get to the next red light. Leave a safe following distance.

You can order that with a spotlight?

I love the way they try to decode us, as if young people are a puzzle to be solved instead of human beings who know what companies are. "They're crazy youths, just do something with PBR and "We Are Young" by Fun and plaid shirts and they'll understand that this is swag."

I think a deft photographer could run a Tumblr blog of sports car drivers trying to unlock other peoples' cars at events like these. If I ever cover one, I'll try to make a mission of it.

I'd buy the hell out of that. For me, this has more inexplicable charm than most American boats I've seen, and with 30+mpg I wouldn't hate myself for driving it. If I only had the cash, I'd paint it some sort of expensive, classy red and pimp around town.

I wonder how much time drivers of silver and black 911s spent trying to unlock other peoples' cars.

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Are square wheels an improvement to any driving dynamics, or are they just a design hallmark of very sporty cars? I've never used one myself, so I actually don't know.

Jay Leno always says that white is the most honest paint. This is supposed to be because it lets you look at the car's design without being impressed by its paint color.

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Do these have a utility, or is it just something they do to distinguish cop cars? I feel like these are always the giveaway on unmarked cars and the like.

I love my Veloster's weird design. I also love its green paint. I think it's neat that when I look at Lamborghinis on the road, the drivers look back.

That has never been in question.