Matte paint maybe, but I don't need anybody rear ending my theoretical Lamborghini because I blacked out the taillights.

I was so disappointed when I noticed the fake ones on my Veloster. They look cool when you try not to notice, but come on, guys.

It's sort of an essential "Don't worry, I'm not a communist" for PTA parents and the like. I have utmost respect for individuals who join the armed forces to defend the country, but on the whole, I don't like the armed forces' constant arms race, their world-policing, or their resource use. It's a vague phrase that…

I have a friend who bought a Maxima that had these installed by the dealer. She's really happy with them, so I haven't said anything, but they do take me back to my cousin's riced out Subaru from when I was a kid.

You're right, but how many of those cars are winning design awards without it?

So overplayed that my dad and I plan to take it off the T-Bird he bought.

I have a cousin who did this to his Xbox when I was a kid, so I joked that we needed to put it on an RC car frame and make it like a mini version of his actual car.

I dunno, seems more to me like they did that because they knew you would hoon it and buy it. But as someone who'd also want to be sold a car this way, there's nothing wrong with that. Enjoy your FR-S!

To give some background, the Mini was my very first car love. Iconic, silly, small, and it doesn't care in the least that it should have been pedestrian and economic. I put up a poster in my room of one when I was somewhere in middle school, and it's still up there. I love them.

I like the idea of offroading in something silly like a WRX, but I don't even think trucks like that should be legal on the road. Any sort of driving mistake could drive it right over an ordinary car.

Really, the graphic on the windshield, and that license plate, on that vehicle. It's too perfect.

Really; some Lexus SUVs look like they were made huge, then inflated with a bike pump just to be sure. It's like driving a wasteful, unfortunate marshmallow.

It's making a sour face, as though it feels unpleasant to look like itself.

Anger!

You have to admit, it must be fun being the person who comes up with these things.

Oh! And in some states, they occasionally do things like hang clothes or add other ornamentation so they'll get you after you decide it's just someone who drives a Crown Vic. Clever, them.

In and around my area there is also the police van, as well as an old Explorer I've seen used for road work light-flashing. A neighboring town also has a lot of Challengers.

I'm sure GM would be really glad if they knew just how much they turned me onto this new Corvette. I had zero feelings for any before it, but now in addition to looking like that and performing like that; good gas mileage! That's so awesome.

I've seen it before, but I love that story about the arch. My favorite thing about New York City is how historic it manages to be while being everything else that it is.

I drive an NA Veloster, and even though it's not actually quick, I have a lot of fun around town with it. You don't have to be too friendly to corners, and the DCT is just neat.