He sang "I see Fire" on the Hobbit soundtrack. Good song.

Makes me ask the question about Mun Mun. How did they get his body out of the Winterfell courtyard? DId they carve him up like a Thanksgiving turkey and cart him out, part by part? How long did that take? At least 3 days, I'd say.

"Tell them the North Remembers. And Winter came for the Freys." Directly referenced the Stark words.

The kid was mad at his dad for killing the vampire mom. So he nuked New York. The resulting nuclear winter is going to allow the vampires to take over earth.

Same reason that Bran was the Lord of Winterfell when Theon took over. He was the only one left.

Now I'm picturing Ralph Wiggum during the Simpson's production of Hamlet. "I'm good at avenging!" <stabs himself="" in="" the="" heart,="" dies="">

No, they don't like that one because it involves evolution (evilution), and that's against God.

The Midnight Bomber what bombs at Midnight

But, the thing is that it does make sense. He saw Spiderman use his powers when Spidey saved his kid's life. He saw what his webbing could do by supporting the van for that long. He was watching the news and the reporter said that Spider-man was trying to get to Ozcorp, and told everyone that Spidy needed a clear…

My favorite version of that song ends with "Catches theives/eats those guys/Wait… don't do that Spider-man."

I love the scene in the Amazing Spider-man where the guy called all of his construction buddies, and they swung the cranes over that street to help Spider-man get to where he needed to fight Lizard. It felt nice to me.

Law War: Episode II — Deposition of the Clones

Samuel Jackson was going for menacing in Clones. Came across as pouty during the "party's over" scene.

I hope this one is as good as the FIRST one.

Oh yeah. Very true. It's been a while since I thought about LOTR. Thanks!

Ummm… That's Eowyn's story. She's from Rohan, and her dad is Théoden.

My first article I remember was 'Death Star opens new Day Care Center'. I loved it, and it made me go back to read the older stuff. Been a huge fan ever since.

It's especially funny because that pizza place doesn't even have a basement. it's like the Alamo.

My wife saw the commercials and asked me about them. What were Captain Underpants' super powers? I had to explain to her that he has no superpowers. He was hypnotized by the kids to think he's a superhero. She told me to shut up and stop lying. Had to find proof online. She was blown away by the whole premise. …

I went to Fry's one time looking for gift certificates for my sister for Christmas. Spent 20 minutes in front of the checker while she's screaming out "Customer service!!" every few seconds, trying to summon a supervisor. Baffling ordeal is being generous.