We had a baseball card shop between a pizza place and a fast cash loans place that my dad figured was a drug dealing front. I don't know. It's an Enterprise car rental place now.

Vader killed hundreds of people, betrayed the Jedi and helped Palpatine become emperor. The only good thing he did was save his own son's life, but he still went to Jedi heaven and stood with Obi Wan and Yoda. I thought that was a total copout by Lucas. Pisses me off to this day.

I wonder what Alex Winter is doing these days? "Hey, Keanu. Wanna go on another EXECELLENT ADVENTURE?!"

"Aaagh! Paper cut!" <thud>

It's from Mean Girls. https://youtu.be/Pubd-spHN-0

No. That's a Darth Vader Guitar Girl.

I subjected myself to every episode of Andromeda. It could have been SO much better if it was in the Star Trek universe. Can you picture a lawless Alpha quadrant? With the threat of the Borg (instead of the Magog?) returning. What a wasted opportunity. Of course, having the 5th season being locked in that sector…

Stop trying to make fetch happen.

So instead of doing those videos, are you curing cancer or solving world hunger? Or are you just complaining about people with hobbies that you don't find interesting. Personally, I'd like to see football or cigarettes go away. But I don't really care enough to complain when people do those things.

I don't have a lot of faith in this. Too many weird character relationships. And the friggin hull of the ship is GOLD. What the fuck, Starfleet? Titanium white not good enough for you?

No, that sounds like a Great year! Obvious joke is obvious.

One day we were listening to 80's cartoon theme songs in the car for the kids, and the He-Man opening came on. I recited it word-for-word for my wife and the kids. They looked at me weirdly at first, but as it went on, they were loving it.

Any broadcast of the musical Hairspray would like to have a word with you.

Christ! Haven't you people ever heard of Video on Demand?!

More like "Guantanamo guards dealing with a hunger strike"

The ships hit some debris at the top of the atmosphere.

Alien octopus flies across the window, bounces off a bulkhead, and heads toward a screaming astronaut *record scratch, freeze frame* "I know what you're thinking. How did a sexy multi celled life form like me get into this situation? Well… it started in my senior year of college…"

But, (and I feel stupid for pointing this out), swarming by the millions. Their tiny roars will haunt your dreams.

Is that what Kevin is waiting for? Is he going to do anything interesting in the mean time?

Those "middle-aged villians" are still killing innocent Gotham citizens, and they are too much for the police to handle. So, yeah, I'm ok with a younger guy beats them up dressed up as a bat. Someone's got to stop them from destroying the city. Might as well be a rich guy.