My choice would be Tomi Lahren.

I want her to take that dollar, buy some cheetos right in front of him. "I'll bet you expect me to frame this dollar and keep it as a reminder, or something. I'm not going to do that because you're nothing at all. Six months from now, I'll have forgotten you exist. But you're out of a job and your wife knows you…

And another thing: Why would a bastard have a more legit claim to the throne than the fully natural daughter of the previous king and queen? I guess because he's older, and a male.

Claim or not, I don't think Jon wants the Iron Throne. He seems to just want to do right by his people. And even if he did want it, there's no way in seven hells Dany or the Unsullied would let him have it. Not after everything she went through to get it.

There hasn't been a battle in Westeros using 3 dragons since the battle where House Gardner was destroyed.

That's what I thought when I was watching The Avengers. I mean, Samuel Jackson is good, but I think the role would be awesome with Phil Hartman in it.

Ask Forrest

pretty sure "Oh good" is sarcastic. "Oh Good, looks like they're downsizing in my department again. Great."

Lost brother Tony Stark shows up. Uses suit of special armor to win the war single handedly.

If you're talking about the dead coming back to life, "that includes me" really has the potential to destroy his case. Especially since there is no puppet show of the Walking Dead in Westeros. How do you explain to medieval primates the difference between Wights, Zombies, and the resurrected? Especially since…

Schrodinger's War.

I was curious to try them. Then a female friend of mine said it was like swallowing cum. Curiosity over.

Why can't you just get some twix and some Skippy and go to town? That sounds a lot easier than getting that nugget sauce.

As long as it makes them look like fools that no one can take seriously, that's good. Everyone involved with this government should walk out on stage and see a sea of middle fingers. No one should respect them.

A Dance of Lawyers

I got my wife to sit through Kung Fury. She was so mad. Thought it was 4 hours long. Nope, only 30 minutes.

Maybe it was Wednesday on that planet, and that's his Wednesday thing. You have to develop some kind of routine during extended time alone, or you go crazy.

Now THAT sounds like fun. And it sounds like Wheaton's sense of humor too.

I tried to read an Animorphs book to my daughter a year ago. I had never read them, but liked the idea of people to turn into animals to get secret mission (?) done. I was unprepared for how terrible the writing was. It was just no sentence structure. Nearly had nouns inside verbs. I had to stop after a chapter…

Made me question how much time has passed since mid season 6. That was a HUGE fleet the Ironborne took to King's Landing.