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I just watched Treasure Planet 2 weeks ago with my kids. It's usually difficult to get them interested in ANYTHING that was made before they were born. But they sat there glued to the screen and cheered at the end. They have now seen it 3 times.

"The lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying." —- Bloodhound Gang.

Brutus stabbed Caesar less than the other Senators. So he's not as guilty of the murder as the rest of them!

I told that pun to my wife. She got mad at me and wouldn't let me touch her.

Cloth is expensive. Plus you gotta drive all the way to the fabric store, buy the stuff and the thread, do measurements, drag out grandma's sewing machine. Who's got that kind of time? Just do it on the computer.

I agree. Though I do like the idea of Jameson fainting when he finds out that his favorite (?) photographer was that criminal Spider-man the whole time. Just makes me smile.

I never watch football. Before the murders, I always heard OJ Simpson and he was officer Norbert on Naked Gun movies. I thought he was funny. There may have been some kernel of "He's a football player" somewhere in my mind.

I'd read It, and I loved the Bev and Ritchie scenes in 11/22/63. Felt like getting together with old friends.

She'd still have a career if her dad wasn't such a creep.

Vowels are for squares, man.

When I have a laugh about Origins, it's because the one time I saw it, it was a pre-release copy from the internet. about 1/4 of the effects weren't even there. When Sabertooth is stalking Logan, words appear on the screen, pointing at his hands, saying "nails grow",
I'm sure it's a great film. I just haven't thought

All the President's Men and some Zombies. Woodward and Bernstein, wielding katanas, reluctantly protect Nixon from the undead, until he can stand trial for Watergate.

Or Eric Stolz in Back to the Future?

And Robert Hayes played in the TV version of Starman, which was weird.

There's Saddam Hussein. He was defeated in the first Gulf War. He comes back as a villain later on and was defeated and later killed.

Also Nerf, with their Rebelle line of toy weapons. Pandering to the YA crowd.

Straight Outta Compton bored the crap out of me. I couldn't get through it. I must not have been in the demographic or something. I just didn't see the appeal.

Uncle Ben takes down mugger that Peter failed to stop. Ben is killed by a car that ran the red light. Spiderman focuses his career on traffic enforcement.

It makes sense. She honestly didn't resist Finn as much as I would have thought she would. I would have thought she'd fight harder.But she was all "Uh oh. You got me!"

I liked the meta aspect of a joke or two. Like how Sean Bean knew instantly what the Council of Eldrond was, considering he was actually there.