Holy fucking shit, you’re retarded. Salt is sweet, huh?

Shut the goddamned shit up, you insufferable fuck.

Stop talking.

Because you’re incredibly un-funny and no one likes you?

It does not.

You’re in dire need of reading this fucking article. Your friend almost certainly doesn’t have the game in question, and certainly doesn’t have a sealed copy.

k? Thanks for chipping in to say that you don’t know what the game in question is and giving your opinion about a different game.

You really suck at composing jokes.

Shut up.

What a poor fucking snowflake baby.

No one gives a shit about one video game you played once.

Shut UP, nerd.

Shut up, nerd.

Here’s one. Get good.

You talk more than the law should allow you to.

I reckon it could write a better headline than this.

Hi Jeremy.

Jesus fucking christ dude. You don’t actually need to ADVERTISE your autism.

Who gives a goddamned fuck.