What the fuck are you talking about?

Two morons who can’t compose a single good take between them don’t get along? Thanks for letting me know.

Holy shit... do you not know what the word “you’re” means?

You type and type and type, and everything you say is just so overwhelmingly cringey. Then I remember that you unironically named yourself “InfiniteDemonMachine”.

I consulted my doctor.

It depresses the life out of me that you think the things you write are clever. I can’t even come back at you. That was depressing as fuck to read, dude.

The solution is throwing a basketball? Or having one thrown at me?

You depress the fuck out of me. Everything you do makes me so sad.

Shut the fuck up.

You depress the shit out of me.

Goddamn. Shut UP.

You’re dumb as fuck.

Who gives a shit?

Then you’re a fucking nobody and you need to stop pretending that you matter.

Jesus christ... this story is not about you.

And you’re the kind of idiot with an Archer icon.

Holy shit you’re boring.

You are probably the worst, least-creative, and most “thing? thing.” commenter I’ve ever seen on the internet. You depress the fucking shit out of me whenever I stumble across one of the fucking stupid things you have to say. And before you say “OH HE LIKES DUKE” I don’t. I hate that kid... and I hate you for hating…

Are you the kind of fucking retard who says “learn what an overstatement is” when someone says “bush did 9/11"?

“they all drive like that”