[Voice cracks in a million different ways trying to keep up with the arms race that is everyone at church trying to sing "divine" as highly pitched as possible]

He could be Billy Batson!

Hamm for Uatu!

Hooray for painfully extended postsecondary education! I'm right there with you.

Uh, Stevphen graduated didn't he? Did you? Are you even in academia at all? Huh? Didn't think so!

Actually that got me an internship

I don't know if Ninja Turtles was really good enough to deserve all of your top 20 slots.

I preferred when we waited until April because Stevphen was lazy. Those heady days of 2013.

I hope they finally get around to making Bill Panther

It's seasonal!

Quite stylish.

What's up with that?

You just have refresh!

What's this "Mad Men" show? Is it new?

More like, Blandibal, am I right?

I think the constant flow of carrier pigeons might distract them from the typing.

I'll write out a liveblog on a typewriter and when I finish a page, have it sent to you by carrier pigeon.

Why didn't you stop him?!

I'll do my best to watch it for you.

Oh wow I was kidding, but I can actually see it now!