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Alt Username! *Points*

That's what I love about being Spider-Man, man. I get older, I stay the same age.

Kevin Sorbo gets hit by two cars this time, it's gonna be great.

I was going to joke about making a God's Not Dead 2, but googling has informed me that that movie is terrifyingly real.

How can you not be excited about a movie starring the Lethal Protector himself? This is 1993, right?

Can't believe he got a movie before G'nort.

It's pretty crazy that the movie might be terrible. They delayed it a year and yeah, so much is riding on it. How do you be that bad at this?

"Hopefully it's miles better than Man of Steel"

I've been drinking green tea all goddamned day!

And then you look all the way down and his feet are shrouded in a cloud of dust

1. Rob Liefeld
2. ???

I think you mean the American't race.

Now, I may not be American, but I do believe the US of A consists of not one, but many races.

I'm very much trapped at work for something like half an hour but I'll play with you beautiful people in my dreams

If anyone's up for a very late game of risk that I'll probably only be half awake for and might actually not show up for, I'm down.

Thank you.

I don't remember changing my name to "The Golden Globe"

I was joking about Todd not being a serious enough fan to know it by its original title.

I dabble.