I can see from your avatar that smiling is your favourite.

Yeah! It's the… blue part?

Yours too!

Biologists don't like to talk about evolution in terms of getting better, or "upgraded" but… yes.

Funny shit, Yukon Cornealius is the man!!!

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I assume (hope) their arguments are taken from this delightful resource

They think that Gotham is better than… anything???

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*Hits Samwise Gamgee with car for being a dumb atheist*

The real solution here is to create laws specifically to stop Mark Wahlberg from doing things.

Having only played Arkham City and not Origins, I can confirm that the game is more brawly. Although in the free roaming city you can sneak up on the roaming gangs and do some stealthy take downs. But yeah, the way the game and the missions are structured (from what I remember) there are a lot less opportunities for…

Well I have a new goal

So I get that the reason Mulaney is so bad is probably because of things out of John Mulaney's control. I still feel like, seeing his stand up after having watched the show, I now know something deeper and uglier about him than I did before. And it scares me.

I was not. [friendly, olive branch extending fart]

How cool is it?!?!

Actually I'd already planned to see that with my girlfriend so… I hope she's understanding.

"(oh boy, this got long)"

IMDb has a message board dedicated to the discussion of politics.

Five thousand years ago wouldn't be too early.