Ain't got no time (or a heart healthy enough) for bird sex.

Burt Reynolds is such a MILF

A good picture to go along with it

I got a rock.

I gotta disagree considering it's causing baby bites.

You are a monster.

Emmet Otter it is!

I'd like to call, or at the very least suggest, Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas.

I'm about a billion times more excited about a Black Panther movie than I am about Plutarch Cabbagepatch being Doctor Strange.

What is the point of this class?

My thoughts exactly.

I'm just glad someone's finally brave enough to point out how awful Canadians are. This takes us one step closer to their final eradication.

Yeah my family's full of people who love vaccines and GMOs too.

I like the use of "almost new" to keep it grounded.

I always imagined that your avatar was showing Mister Miracle relaxing with his feet up.

Oh my god we're all nerds.

If I wasn't already taken, I'd give you something else to stroke. ;)

You're such a handsome man!

I can't be the only one here seeing that guest is talking about stevphen's butthole, right? And not just because I'm always thinking about it.

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