Read the article and figure out why I chose 2001 for yourself, genius.

The fuck spaceship did you just fall out of?

Zlatan Ibrahimovish

I can’t believe that in 2018, this major sporting event was not being broadcast on TV. 

Nah, you have 3 world series, you no longer have fatalism or are allowed to be fatalistic.

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

Plus, why would you want to see your star shortstop injure himself jumping into the crowd after making a routine catch in fair territory?

Yeah, THIS was what made Philly fans assholes clearly.

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Luckily for the Vikings, Josh Hader is just one state over, and has plenty of experience with offensive lines.

People defending him without knowing anything are dumb. You calling him scum without knowing anything is equally dumb.

That W eating speech is still the worst thing he’s ever done

Because once you allow that, then the next thing you know players with doctorates in Biology or Chemistry will insist on being called Doctor. Which fine, I can live with that. But next thing you know people with doctorates in say History, or Philosophy, or god forbid English Literature will insist we call them Doctor…

My dude. Women are judged on their physical appearances constantly. There is billions of dollars in industry built around it. There are whole pageants about it. Children are involved. It’s like... one of the defining characteristics of our culture.

It’s a normal relationship, find a new slant.

You have passed the reading comprehension test and successfully restated the main points of the article above. Well done?

Sergio Ramos’ favourite hockey player is Tom Wilson.

This is how I feel whenever I see an adult wearing a “Keep Calm and Chive On” shirt

Imagine being older than 15 and describing yourself as a “stoolie” unironically. It’s breathtaking.

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