+1 for the joke, -1 for the explanation.

Lauren, just want to say how much I’ve enjoyed your NHL playoff coverage. You and Barry have been doing great work, at a time when a lot of other sites seem to be scaling back their coverage (even more). So thanks!

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

Quindarious Gooch forever.

“Sullivan said Aston-Reese has a broken jaw that will require surgery and a concussion.”

Well, whatever. I still think the beheading of Bill Goldberg took things a step too far.

And this was not.

But jokes are supposed to be funny.

Sisyphus is the motivational hero 2018 America deserves.

Does this mean giving Cena the Tombstone led to The Undertaker kneeling for the flag?

Wow, it’s like Cecilia summoned you like Beetlejuice.

Only took 4 minutes for That Guy to post. Gotta be some kind of record.

Vikings have a long tradition of marrying themselves to cousins.

I brought this up to her and her solution is “we can just not have sex ever again.”

Well, the Royals can say what they want but if Yordano Ventura had stayed at home and watched porn he’d still be alive today. And, possibly, with a better grip on his slider.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

“.....he was diagnosed with a broken femur, a broken pelvis, internal bleeding, bleeding on the brain, nine fractured ribs, and a broken neck.”

I think Goodell honestly just wants to know which of the two he should invest in.

they did the research. turns out you make more money when your product is addictive.