Thank you, Kirk’s alt

Wow just everything a deadspin joke should be.

“Hey Giants, the best way to get rid of Apple cancer is chemotherapy. Trust me on this…”

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

Trust me, he knows.

Sampha.

If you drink so much of it why are you so bad at identifying it

lol, christ dude.

RE2PECT the Process.

Out of curiosity, what are the views you have that still make you conservative? You don’t identify as Republican, but do you still vote for them?

The athlete can choose, but it has to be a song from the band O.A.R

XIII had infinitely better fights at least, and was more visually distinct. This game looks and plays like a generic b-tier action game.

TEMPE-Asked waiter at BW3: “God, did you hear about Greg Schiano?”

Wait, you’re telling me an all-pro offensive line can make skill positions look a lot better than they are by opening up holes or giving plays more time to develop? I think I’ll need a few more decades to see if this is true.

fuck this guy for cheating and fuck you for endorsing it.

I’m sure Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod have much better conversations:

a picture of Drew’s grilling apron

It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.

Dress code is all grays.

I actually wrote about that this last weekend.