Todd Haley once went to Antiques Roadshow to get his velvet picture of Tawney Kitaen appraised.

-This is a grown man who still brings afucking glove to baseball games. Who does that? Jesus.-

What does Johnny Football think about all this?

Hold the elevator so that ladies can get on first.

His dream was to rush for 504 career yards? I hope he aims higher next time. Millenials—am I right?

I know 1 million sounds like a lot, but trust me you can blow a lot more on two aces.

This is the dumbest asshole who can't find his pen since Girardi left Tanaka in too long

Great, now we're gonna get an article from Jezebel saying this gif is definitive proof anybody who is an uncle or named Sam is part of rape culture

I imagine Starling Marte's would be somewhere around #DIV/0!

he will probably give 3 solid paragraphs, before everything goes to shit in the 4th.

Dante Stallworth's car, but good luck.

How did Deadspin obtain Pat Burrell's wedding invitation list?

The Broadway Hat is what Joe Namath used to wrap his meat in.

Gerry Cheevers,

She's in the attic!!!

So I just hit it with my stick? It's that easy? (Every current Oilers player)

I think he'll be looking for a pitch he can hit, Bob.

Ugh. This is garbage. Total bullshit.

Wesley Snipes was way darker than that.

What's messed up is, they could have hired Wesley Snipes for about the same cost as that face paint.

Hockey Fans: Notice that large and small beer cups are the same size, film video proving their point, post video online, organize lawsuit towards arena for the good of all hockey fans.

Lebron James: Burns American flag.