Did you actually read the story?

If only the iguana had swallowed and regurgitated the golf ball Deadspin could have had a 3-story vomit streak. BleacherReport remains the sole record-holder.

What are your views on putting a paper barrier on the toilet seat? Does it vary based on cleanliness of the bathroom? I gotta assume the Deadspin office toilet is a fucking disaster of "Milk and Honey Cafe Mix" afterbirth.

How far can you punt your lack of knowledge of pop culture?

How about nightmare single guy snow days? You and your boys head down to your local. Yay it's snowing! You have a few Jameson shots, a few Guinness. You are looking almost rugged in a flannel shirt. Across the bar sits a table of four. They are drinking hot toddys. You can't tell what is going on: Uggs, bulky…

Will, I feel just terrible for you that your local liquor stores don't stock the best light beer available.

Lists, Ranked:

*LIST ONLY VALID IF YOU EAT CEREAL FOR INCONTINENCE

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"Fuckin' beautiful."

Today being today, can’t we appreciate how far Incognito went to make sure Martin’s sister felt special?

If it fits your body correctly, then a fitted shirt will accomplish a lot of this right off the hanger. I've had other guys give me a hard time for almost exclusively shopping at Express, saying that's its for gay men or just not manly enough. However, it's one of the few stores you can find anywhere that you can…

Waiter: Can I start you off with something to drink sir?

Confused why #fuckcoke is trending on twitter. I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman died of a heroin overdose

Oh Mr. Judgmental, what's worse: a guy peeing in public, or someone who takes a picture of a guy peeing in public, goes home, uploads it to his computer, saves it in a folder called work stuff/2009 audit/accountant copy/backup, kisses his wife, puts the kids to bed, settles in to watch tv, falls asleep on the couch,…

[game starts]

"Yeah, you always have to cut a cheque that's ten times bigger when they start making noise."

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Granted, gynecology is only a hobby of mine, but shouldn't a porn star have the same number of holes as other women?