Thank you for your courage and sacrifice. 

We here at CommentSpin are very proud of you for enduring the torture that is being a Red Sox fan after 2004. 

There’s also the absurd hand-speed and bat-speed required to catch up with a 90+ mph pitch. If you have slow-ass everyman hands, you have to start your swing basically before the ball even leaves the pitchers hand to have any chance at catching it over the plate. You will have absolutely no time to adjust or attempt…

*rubs hands together* oh hell yeah this is what I came for 

The idea that Fortnite ranks ahead of TLOU and DS3 is pretty much insanity. And I like Fortnite. 

They also lost Jeff Fisher, which may have been the biggest offensive threat to gain. 

As it turns out, you can be competitive without being a complete dickhole about it. Most people are naturally competitive. Nobody wants to go to the beer league softball game and get creamed 20-0. There’s nothing wrong with putting forth your best effort as long as it’s not at anyone else’s expense. If you want to try…

I think the only way to sound like a pretentious knob is if you tell someone that you’re not watching the NFL before they actually ask you the question. If you’re running through the square telling every person you meet that you are quitting football, regardless of reason, you are a dick. If someone specifically asks…

Ah yes, the FIBA World Cup. How could I have missed out on that one? Or the one Morehead State victory in the 2011 NCAA tournament. I can’t believe I can’t name a player from that team!

I didn’t say I was a savant. I consume what I’d consider an average amount of sports and I still have no idea who Kevin Faried is.

I am as dialed into sports as any other average 33 y/o male, and I had never once heard or even read that name until this very article.

No, that’s a visor. 

MLB is being squirrelly about the full video of Harper’s final round, but

So you’re saying that the movie DID deserve to win for Best Comedy then? 

So you’re saying that the movie DID deserve to win for Best Comedy then? 

That “Lebron is a Cocksucker” article reads worse and worse every time I click on it. Sheesh. Here’s a verbal meme: The Spiderman pointing at Spiderman one, with the Spidermen labeled “Deadspin c.2010" and “Barstool c.2017"

Sick brag.

Entourage already did it. Is Vinny Chase the GOAT? 

get Mike Trout into a market where I, an old, don’t have to stay up until 2 a.m. to watch him. Or make the Angels play all of their games at 4 p.m. PST. That is the real travesty here.

This new Barstool show on FS1 is off to a rough start.

[Pirates Fan]

Haha, yeah man this must suck.

It’s pretty dope. Like FFVII there are mini-games like basketball, Chocobo Racing, Tetra Master, along with some other silly stuff like a lottery and a hide-and-seek-esque game. It’s really fun. I bet I spent 1/3 of time playing XIV in the saucer, saving points for the cool mounts.