Hope the other one was good!

You’re the only good Deadspin commenter left.

That’s 10 avocado toasts.

I don’t believe we do, MaxPoint, owner of definitely real name and avatar which I can’t even read.

Man I miss the old Burger King commercials.

I’m not looking for a confrontation. I’m looking for a fight.

J.T. Realmuto

This is high-quality Kinja

My partner’s Sister has a friend who claims that her and her husband shower together EVERY DAY. It’s completely unfathomable to me, but I don’t know why someone would lie about this. They are an early 30's couple with a two year old daughter, for what it’s worth, so it’s not like the “New, fun, sex time relationship”…

Are Zukka’s thoughts just like...Drew’s thoughts without the entertainment value?

It seems as if it was almost specifically designed to get the Pens and Caps into a playoff matchup every year, as the NHL still can’t stop jacking off thinking about the one from 2009. Worse yet, it looks like it’s working.

Roster-wise the Penguins are pretty much the EXACT same team they were last year. The biggest off-season loss was Ben Lovejoy.

The most unfortunate thing about XIV to me is that the first 40 levels are complete ass. Healing a level 25 dungeon is the most boring way I can imagine spending 25 minutes. But, it does become more complex and interesting once you clear 40-45ish and when it does the combat really opens up. Unfortunately you have to…

The number of people not appreciating this satire is sad to me.

It’s similar to awards shows. It’s terrible and vapid and self-congratulatory and fun to make fun of on the Internet. But you also watched some of those shows or movies and have at least a tiny bit of vested interest. “Of course Atlanta should have won!” I say, having only watched Atlanta out of the list of…

Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

Check out brown Ken Bone in the background.

Makes u think.

This is not even remotely true. You can find groups to do old raids in no time on sites like Reddit and the100. Rise of Iron has been out for four months now and there were a dozen posts looking for groups on /r/fireteams in the last HOUR. And that’s a Monday afternoon. If you couldn’t find a group, you’re looking in…

If I workout every other day for two weeks, that’s 8 days.