A friend and I sit down at your bar. I'm likely ordering 2-3 drinks an hour, and so is he. I'm giving you a single per drink, as is he. That's $4-6 dollars an hour just from the two of us, not to mention the 5-20 other people you're serving in that hour, no matter the bar/location. On top of your $2.83 we're already…

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So dumb but so good.

I have never watched a single episode of Duck Dynasty, so in my head every member of the Robertson family - Men, Women and Children - sound like Larry the Cable Guy.

+3/5

Can't wait to read this comments section.

Works nicely with thin-ish dress shirts, as long as you're willing to steam up the bathroom a bit like the gentleman above me said. Think like - shirt you left on the floor for a day, not shirt that's been in the dryer for three.

Where I come from (Western PA) there isn't a Subway 100 miles in any direction that isn't owned and operated by a primarily non-English speaking family (Indian, mostly). Do you think they give a fuck who RGIII is? Unless they get a SubwayAPB that has his picture with a "SERVE THIS MAN FOR FREE" header...I think you…

*red sox hats

This should be on the front page of Deadspin for a week. And I fucking hate the Yankees.

I felt like this was overlooked because of the scrum afterward, but should not be understated. Also, Mike McCarthy sucks.

After the 30th WYTS does moutaineermike vanish into thin air?

I MUST HAVE IT.

I...like where this is going.

"Nice try, Drew, but I'm disappointed."

As someone who had sex minutes after Obama announced that Bin Laden died, I'll leave my vote in that column. God Bless America.

Not...sure...if...trolling...

Tommy from Quinzee has really let himself go.