First thing I thought of. Pretty, pretty, pretty close.

Orlando International. An outlet on practically every pillar. A small gift from Jesus.

+1

I'm mostly impressed by Mr. Blue-Shirt-Khakis, who shows a Don Bebe-esque amount of hustle to track down that cart.

Regardless of sexual orientation; It sure was nice of Kevin Youklis to show up to a Red Sox game for the first time since 2011.

"Long-Ball Larry"

Comment posted: November 12, 2007.

With the apparent success and feverish pace of the NFL's free agency process this off-season, how long until the Hammer finds a way to bastardize/monetize it? "Tune in for FREE AGENCY WEEKEND with Chris Berman and a monitor scrolling Adam Schefter's Twitter account!"

Sending a discuss comment through the kinja interwebs am I using this thing right?

This is literally the dumbest rationalization I have ever read, and I follow Eklund on twitter. You speak of this mythical "defense" as if it wasn't an ENTIRE HALF OF THE GAME. Even more ironic that some of the other top Russians in the game are also some of the best back-checkers around (Dats, Kovalchuk, Malkin). Or…

For some reason this killed me.

Read Palahniuk's appropriately named: Choke. Don't watch the movie though, that shit was terribad (except Gillian Jacob's tits).

You're always good, but this is such a perfectly crafted joke.

10/10

10

But can it run Crysis?

Entirely logical. Once you're in this party you're in it...FOREVER.

States these kids are REALLY from:

The greatest irony is that this is where the most logical fans will show up. Heavy sigh. /runs back to Twitter.

Will you teach a class on technique for my girlfriend?