This is dumb. +1

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I’m expecting a regression, since nothing gets Peterson more motivated than the opportunity to whip some young Bucs.

Listen here, Virginia McCaskey, you geriatric fuck. Make the god damn trade. Tittie Kissin Mitch needs a WR

Thanks. I have not been on jury duty, but I’m interested in the process.

You drink coffee, you plebe? At least tell me an endangered animal either ate it first or had to be killed to harvest it!

You need to realize the Giants are not a good football team.

This. 100%. A good attorney and a good expert witness are capable of conveying technical topics and principles in such a way that it is easily understood by the jury. The more a jury can understand what they’re being told, the more faith they’ll have in that expert.

Look at that, a rapist who doesn’t like people forcing him to do things he doesn’t want to do. How quaint.

Not like Rodgers has great receivers, but I wonder what kind of numbers he would realistically put up with Wheaton (0 catches as a Bear / hands like cinder blocks), Kendall Wright, and something called a “Tre McBride” at WR.

If we all fuck his dad, do we all get individual Alpinas? Or is it more of a timeshare-like deal?

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