The post-credits scene is The Day the Clown Cried.

What. The. Hell. First off, Finn is 1000% horny on main in The Force Awakens. And Rey and Kylo Ren are a hair’s breadth away from straight up psychically fucking for most of The Last Jedi. Those movies are hella horny.

In the meantime, Super Metroid HD with the Samus Returns engine. Charge me £20-30 for it and I will probably play it over and over and over until Prime 4 comes out.

To make things a little more clear: on NES Tetris, pieces almost instantly get stuck to the stack. You don’t have the long grace period of more recent Tetris games that allow you to slide the piece around on the stack. Also, the horizontal speed of the pieces when you hold a direction is very poor compared to the…

Superior Title: NERD STAYS UP FOR FIRST TIME.

Except it really, really isn’t. I’ll admit there are some solid jokes going on, but it just wasn’t The Muppets, it didn’t have the anarchic, vaudevillain, batshit insane energy the Muppets should have. Where were the random explosions? Where were the absurd one off jokes? The fourth wall breaking meta humor? The…

“And your dad would throw the garbage all across the floor,