No, they’re partnering with a bestselling novelist who will write it for them.

Aw, I thought this was gonna be funny.

Why would you spoil this with that photo the morning this show comes out when almost no one with a normal schedule has had a chance to see it yet?

Because you’re a piece of shit, that’s why.

Snark aside, the author is implying that this movie was cast after Knives Out 2 was cast. Which is really dumb.

But also why does the plot seem to hinge on Strange bungling the spell just because Peter won’t stop his nervous chatter? Are they both that incompetent?

Is this movie going to be as stupid as this trailer is? Why would Strange agree to cast such an obviously dangerous spell for Peter with a careless smile and wink, after being warned against it by a trusted friend, and then blame and chastise Peter for screwing with the multiverse after it all goes wrong?

Ha. The erasure of poor Camie continues. RIP Koo Stark.

Dev Patel would make a great Jedi and he still could. I’m kind of glad he wasn’t in any of the Disney Star Wars movies so far because they’ve all been set in eras where there are no meaty parts for Jedi characters. Let’s have Dev Patel in the Old Republic at some point down the line. And he has to keep the beard.

I agree. A bleak ending where everyone just dies is pointless. Someone has to survive, however changed they may be, for the story to have meaning, in my opinion.

Teen shows are often like this. Devi’s Asian friend looks 30.

Missed some of the best ones, IMO. The extinct turtle-like creatures. The Cyamodontids, such as Placochelys, and the Henodontids, such as Henodus:

Here’s the brutal truth:

Well I have zero interest in 1st person shooters so even though Metroid is my favorite game series, I don’t give a shit about this delay. Give me a 3rd person Metroid for the Switch, please.

Yeah, in RPG terms, he wants to be a player and the game master at the same time. There’s a reason those roles are separated.

If you squint while looking at the top picture, that’s what it would look like if you took LSD while hanging out with Pikachu.

Thanks for aping the grammar in the T article. Very funny. Simplifying Foer’s first sentence (the article is credited to him), it reads like this: