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Christopher Hill
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No, they’re partnering with a bestselling novelist who will write it for them.

This article doesn’t name the bill, say what’s in it, or link to any site where I can find info about. Having to google “Florida don’t say gay bill” here.

His hair looks stupid. Should have cropped it short.

Aw, I thought this was gonna be funny.

Why would you spoil this with that photo the morning this show comes out when almost no one with a normal schedule has had a chance to see it yet?

Because you’re a piece of shit, that’s why.

I’m not even religious but this movie is weird because it seems it’s not just a fictional story about the Santa Claus legend, but literally about the invention of Christmas. Does Christianity not exist in the world of this movie? Because Christmas has been around for well over 1500 years as an established holiday.

Snark aside, the author is implying that this movie was cast after Knives Out 2 was cast. Which is really dumb.

These provocative, Gawker-style headlines seem to promise a personal opinion or some sort of hot take, but Gizmodo articles themselves typically offer nothing of the sort. Lazy writing. Sad and pathetic gimmickry.

Too much slow-motion. I know the original popularized the speed-ramping effect, but every action shot in this trailer was in slow-mo, and that kills the thrills for me.

Now Lilly Wachowski explained why she chose to leave Neo, Trinity, and the others behind.

But also why does the plot seem to hinge on Strange bungling the spell just because Peter won’t stop his nervous chatter? Are they both that incompetent?

Is this movie going to be as stupid as this trailer is? Why would Strange agree to cast such an obviously dangerous spell for Peter with a careless smile and wink, after being warned against it by a trusted friend, and then blame and chastise Peter for screwing with the multiverse after it all goes wrong?

Me too, it is upsetting. No cast listing on IMDB so either they’re keeping Ed a secret (why?) or she’s not in it.

What an expensive guinea pig this movie has become.

My prediction is that it will lose money and teach the entire industry a lesson about when and how to release movies during this pandemic. And with the delta variant and vaccine refusers, there’s no indication the pandemic will end any time soon.

Aw, this is so sad, all the effort put into this, for a movie that I’m excited for but will surely be a financial failure because of the pandemic. Too bad the movie only covers half the first book, since I seriously doubt it will get a sequel.

Disney should be extremely worried about Shang-Chi and Eternals. Sony should be very worried about Spider-Man. WB should be shitting their suits about Dune and the new Batman movie.

Yeah, plenty of people had doubts, because Disney is not up front about its streaming numbers, and there were rumors that The Bad Batch was not doing so well.

Ha. The erasure of poor Camie continues. RIP Koo Stark.

Why should they cast a non-British actor? What’s the thinking there?

Dev Patel would make a great Jedi and he still could. I’m kind of glad he wasn’t in any of the Disney Star Wars movies so far because they’ve all been set in eras where there are no meaty parts for Jedi characters. Let’s have Dev Patel in the Old Republic at some point down the line. And he has to keep the beard.