I can't agree with that. TDS is on Comedy Central. Yes, Stewart talks politics, but he doesn't hide the fact that he's going for laughs first and foremost. I can't think of any straight-news show that exhibits the same kind of honesty regarding its agenda.

I can't agree with that. TDS is on Comedy Central. Yes, Stewart talks politics, but he doesn't hide the fact that he's going for laughs first and foremost. I can't think of any straight-news show that exhibits the same kind of honesty regarding its agenda.

Is this one of those things like "rule of thumb," where the dominant back story is that the phrase originated from a law allowing a man to beat his wife with a stick no bigger around than his thumb? Lots of people believe that to be true, but there has never been any evidence to support it. It's basically an urban…

Is this one of those things like "rule of thumb," where the dominant back story is that the phrase originated from a law allowing a man to beat his wife with a stick no bigger around than his thumb? Lots of people believe that to be true, but there has never been any evidence to support it. It's basically an urban…

I won't go see any Gerard Butler movie that doesn't involve him getting punched in the face at least a dozen times.

I won't go see any Gerard Butler movie that doesn't involve him getting punched in the face at least a dozen times.

I run 100-yard marathons. I'm just that good.

I run 100-yard marathons. I'm just that good.

I'm totally gonna go see it. I love Illonois this time of year.

I'm totally gonna go see it. I love Illonois this time of year.

I'd be very interested in seeing statistics on how often guns are successfully used in self-defense vs. how often guns are used in homicides. Anyone have that data?

I'd be very interested in seeing statistics on how often guns are successfully used in self-defense vs. how often guns are used in homicides. Anyone have that data?

People, please. We're losing focus. How are we NOT talking about Scarlett Johansson's ass?

People, please. We're losing focus. How are we NOT talking about Scarlett Johansson's ass?

Not me. I'm not that into computers.

Not me. I'm not that into computers.

As I read this, I thought "2-mile sprints? That sounds like the worst thing ever." Then I got to the part about kale, and the sprints didn't sound too bad anymore.

As I read this, I thought "2-mile sprints? That sounds like the worst thing ever." Then I got to the part about kale, and the sprints didn't sound too bad anymore.

I can't figure out whether Sandler absolutely loves himself or absolutely loathes himself.

I can't figure out whether Sandler absolutely loves himself or absolutely loathes himself.