I had no idea who he was until I read this. My wife watches Glee, and I saw that episode, and as they were singing "Baby Got Back" I said aloud, "This is utter shit, they should be embarrassed." So I guess I should amend my statement to "This is utter shit, Jonathan Coulton should be embarrassed. And Glee should be…

I fully support our tax dollars going to fund all of those experiments. I cannot stress this enough.

"Blood of Ghastly Horror"? It sounds like a sensical title was translated from English into Chinese and then back into English.

I will always love Go for that one line:

I don't really care about Willow Smith, I just clicked the link to see if there were any Snorgtee hottie ads.

YOU'RE GOD DAMNED RIGHT I DID

I just realized, I need to add a few items to my ongoing list of things I don't give a fuck about:

I would argue that Girls is MORE realistic, in that it's based on the writer's life, and in real life she probably does hang out just with other white folks.

Subtract the word "male" from your sentence, and I agree. Granted, I haven't watched much of it, but that's only because I quickly developed a comprehensive hatred for everyone in it.

Seriously though, when was the last time you ever heard anyone blasting good music? Our apartment windows face 93rd Street here in NYC, and in the summer there is an unyielding stream of cars that pass by (or, sometimes, just stop) with music blaring. It is never, ever, ever good. I have concluded that there is an…

Seriously though, when was the last time you ever heard anyone blasting good music? Our apartment windows face 93rd Street here in NYC, and in the summer there is an unyielding stream of cars that pass by (or, sometimes, just stop) with music blaring. It is never, ever, ever good. I have concluded that there is an…

No, I really don't think that it can.

No, I really don't think that it can.

Nobody likes a math geek, Scully.

Nobody likes a math geek, Scully.

From what I've seen, it just about always, always, always sucks to be the janitor. Even on a good day.

You may want to avoid all news media completely. Because that's largely what the world is made of.

You may want to avoid all news media completely. Because that's largely what the world is made of.

It's your 2-year-old's fault for not being a wealthy celebrity. That'll teach him.

Except he would have kept on peeing while unconscious.