Or "You boys, always confusing your pistols with your privates." There was a strong undercurrent of angry feminism that somehow made her more likable.

Or "You boys, always confusing your pistols with your privates." There was a strong undercurrent of angry feminism that somehow made her more likable.

I do get what you're saying, at least some of it. But repetition and daily routine aren't limited to the suburbs. I take the same trains to and from work, I go to the same 4 or 5 lunch spots on the days when I don't take my lunch (because it's much cheaper to brown bag it), and so on. Routine is going to be the norm…

I do get what you're saying, at least some of it. But repetition and daily routine aren't limited to the suburbs. I take the same trains to and from work, I go to the same 4 or 5 lunch spots on the days when I don't take my lunch (because it's much cheaper to brown bag it), and so on. Routine is going to be the norm…

Titanic: go once to watch the ship sink, go again for Winslet's breasts.

Titanic: go once to watch the ship sink, go again for Winslet's breasts.

I agree. Michelle Pfeiffer was great as Catwoman in Batman Returns. And I honestly don't mean that in a "She was hot in a catsuit" way.

I agree. Michelle Pfeiffer was great as Catwoman in Batman Returns. And I honestly don't mean that in a "She was hot in a catsuit" way.

The closeted Nazi dad was one of the most annoying aspects of American Beauty. Even in the 90s, the biggest shocker they could throw at us was "And he's actually GAY!" Not that he was a bigoted dick who treated his son horribly. No, that's all in the realm of normalcy. But gay?!? Jesus, what a fucking freak!!

The closeted Nazi dad was one of the most annoying aspects of American Beauty. Even in the 90s, the biggest shocker they could throw at us was "And he's actually GAY!" Not that he was a bigoted dick who treated his son horribly. No, that's all in the realm of normalcy. But gay?!? Jesus, what a fucking freak!!

That movie is only awful every time Mira Sorvino isn't on screen.

That movie is only awful every time Mira Sorvino isn't on screen.

Why does everyone hate the suburbs so much? I live in Manhattan, and it fucking blows. Everyone is ruder than shit, there is constant noise even at 2am when my baby is trying to sleep, and we are surrounded by trash and vermin. Oh, and we pay through the ass for the privilege of living here. It's the most expensive…

Why does everyone hate the suburbs so much? I live in Manhattan, and it fucking blows. Everyone is ruder than shit, there is constant noise even at 2am when my baby is trying to sleep, and we are surrounded by trash and vermin. Oh, and we pay through the ass for the privilege of living here. It's the most expensive…

I always referred to that movie as "Meet Brad Pitt." Because, let's be honest, that's the only reason it was made and the only reason anyone went to see it. And if anybody says they liked it, that's the reason why.

I always referred to that movie as "Meet Brad Pitt." Because, let's be honest, that's the only reason it was made and the only reason anyone went to see it. And if anybody says they liked it, that's the reason why.

I agree. And yet, I would totally watch two hours of someone being literally lazy and masturbatory.

I agree. And yet, I would totally watch two hours of someone being literally lazy and masturbatory.

I walked past Famke in Soho a few weeks back. BREAKING NEWS: She's really, really attractive in person. Like, really.

I walked past Famke in Soho a few weeks back. BREAKING NEWS: She's really, really attractive in person. Like, really.