No, you just can't talk about how fun it is.

No, you just can't talk about how fun it is.

That bitch had it coming.

That bitch had it coming.

DENTAL PLAN!

DENTAL PLAN!

But the confidentiality rule is still in place, right? So we're cool with the double homicide I confessed to in the How I Met Your Mother comments? Don't go back on your word like those assholes over at Facebook did…

But the confidentiality rule is still in place, right? So we're cool with the double homicide I confessed to in the How I Met Your Mother comments? Don't go back on your word like those assholes over at Facebook did…

Touché, sir.

Touché, sir.

I know, right? I know there are lots of old-timey things I'll have to explain to my daughter someday — like the need for a driver's license in the days before self-driving cars, for instance. Or when we used to call the hashtag a "pound sign." I'm okay with that. I do not want to have to explain to her why we're all…

I know, right? I know there are lots of old-timey things I'll have to explain to my daughter someday — like the need for a driver's license in the days before self-driving cars, for instance. Or when we used to call the hashtag a "pound sign." I'm okay with that. I do not want to have to explain to her why we're all…

Sometimes I don't have a reason for my hate. It just comes from the gut.

Sometimes I don't have a reason for my hate. It just comes from the gut.

Don't even get me started on that fucking gecko. He thinks I didn't notice that he changed his accent a few years back, but I noticed.

Don't even get me started on that fucking gecko. He thinks I didn't notice that he changed his accent a few years back, but I noticed.

Sweet. That was the one thing holding me back.

Sweet. That was the one thing holding me back.

I thought I was the only one who hated those fucking hamsters.

I thought I was the only one who hated those fucking hamsters.