Wow, I totally blocked that out.

Wow, I totally blocked that out.

I saw her in Into The Woods in Central Park this summer. She was really, really good. A friend of mine said to me as we walked out, "Okay, now I like Amy Adams. I was never sure if she just seemed good in movies because they could do 100 takes for her to get it right. Now I know."

I saw her in Into The Woods in Central Park this summer. She was really, really good. A friend of mine said to me as we walked out, "Okay, now I like Amy Adams. I was never sure if she just seemed good in movies because they could do 100 takes for her to get it right. Now I know."

Heretic. Do you have a flag I can light on fire? An embassy somewhere, perhaps?

Heretic. Do you have a flag I can light on fire? An embassy somewhere, perhaps?

Actually, I just went to a minor league baseball game right here in New York City a few weeks ago. (And a girl in the row behind me got smacked RIGHT IN THE FUCKING FACE with a foul ball!) Come to think of it, boxing and horseracing are also pretty big here — or at least, on Long Island. Not beauty pageants though.…

Actually, I just went to a minor league baseball game right here in New York City a few weeks ago. (And a girl in the row behind me got smacked RIGHT IN THE FUCKING FACE with a foul ball!) Come to think of it, boxing and horseracing are also pretty big here — or at least, on Long Island. Not beauty pageants though.…

Hipsters like soccer, now? Jesus. I'm not sure if that's another reason to hate hipsters, or another reason to hate soccer.

Hipsters like soccer, now? Jesus. I'm not sure if that's another reason to hate hipsters, or another reason to hate soccer.

I wanted my money back after Eyes Wide Shut. Which is not the norm for me and any movie involving an orgy.

I wanted my money back after Eyes Wide Shut. Which is not the norm for me and any movie involving an orgy.

Well, except for the sex scene with Dennis Hopper and Isabella Rossellini. Which possibly counts more as violence than sex.

Well, except for the sex scene with Dennis Hopper and Isabella Rossellini. Which possibly counts more as violence than sex.

Well, I grew up a science/astronomy geek, so I totally loved that movie. But even an objective observer should be able to give it props for being the sole film in which Matthew McConaughey leaves his shirt on.

Well, I grew up a science/astronomy geek, so I totally loved that movie. But even an objective observer should be able to give it props for being the sole film in which Matthew McConaughey leaves his shirt on.

But this was before Cruise went loco, and before Demi went all G.I. Jane and Striptease on us! Does that argument hold any water with her? Jack Nicholson, Kevin Bacon, Keifer Sutherland, Kevin Pollack, Christopher Guest… Anything?

But this was before Cruise went loco, and before Demi went all G.I. Jane and Striptease on us! Does that argument hold any water with her? Jack Nicholson, Kevin Bacon, Keifer Sutherland, Kevin Pollack, Christopher Guest… Anything?

Wait, the grandpa died of an overdose? Was that left to us to assume, or was there an actual mention of drugs being present at the time?

Wait, the grandpa died of an overdose? Was that left to us to assume, or was there an actual mention of drugs being present at the time?