+1000 words for the photo they chose for this story

By all accounts Eagles’ average D size drops by at least 2 inches with his departure.

If Dom had worked out the rhyme scheme a little better, I feel like AC/DC could have sung this to me.

A hundred dick jokes and you couldn’t fit a girth joke in there Dom? SHAME ON YOU.

this is the most butt-on-butt action since Requiem for a Dream

Para ball-ar, Mo Bamba
Se necessita una tibia completa
Una tibia completa
Para mi, para ti, ay arriba ay arriba

Wizards are going to have to declare a national emergency to pay his contract.

Its amazing! I love it. I’m a Browns fan. maybe I should hate the Patriots. But I think that the eternal losing in Cleveland has made Schadenfreude my source of greatest pleasure.  It’s just hysterical.

perfectly competent and even intelligent people turn into absolute drooling morons whenever the pats win. it fucking owns so much and they don't even realize how insane they sound

I hate them and all, but I swear, Belichick squads are the most disciplined in the league. They definitely get the benefit of the doubt from refs and they get some offensive calls that I don’t think should go their way, but overall, they do way less stupid shit to lose yards than other teams.

at this point I get this would be the biggest source of enjoyment for many fans after 6 titles. I'm glad my whining and griping brings joy to the world. 

The miserable change now at my end
Lament nor sorrow at; but please your thoughts
In YouTubing them with those my former highlight clips
Wherein I lived, the greatest prince o’ the world of Syracuse,
The noblest Nugget; and do now not basely die,
Not cowardly put off my headband to
My countryman,—a Rocket by a Rocket
Valiantl…

I now realize Pittsburgh plays a key role in the original batshit article, but you’re going to lead with a photo of the Roberto Clemente Bridge, wouldn’t it make sense to give its connection the slightest bit of context this post???

“thus with a kiss off the glass, I die”

Reports indicate that House had a bad incident with James Harden where he was caught making facial gestures at the star.

Point is, the Rockets aren’t crazy to think they can get by without House, even if that kind of sucks and diminishes what he’s contributed to their wacky season.

Hi! I am from the ‘older generation’ of fans and there is no correlation between watching Bill Laimbeer get away with assault and Harden get away with carries / traveling / offensive fouls except that both patterns are fucking trash basketball that belong in the trash.

I would buy Kevin Harlan a cask of Amontillado to call that move on Embiid with “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTREZL!” 

The tactical foul to stop fast breaks can be so easily remedied by allowing “advantage” play. I.e., the ref tracks the foul but does not blow the whistle so that the attacking team can still finish their 3 on 1 break, and the foul is called after the bucket or during the next stoppage.

Santa rules...makes sense.