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    Quinn Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
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    So, naturalists observe, a flea
    Has smaller fleas that on him prey;
    And these have smaller still to bite ‘em,
    And so proceed ad infinitum.

    There’s something very comical about a dude who makes a 6'7" player look like an ant. Like, RJ Barrett just kind of stands there and then Tacko just puts the ball in over his head like you’d dunk on a 5 year old.

    Sounds like they might need to bring in Dr. Zhivago to treat the victims of this carnage.

    can’t sneak anything past you my friend

    “the Fish”

    if the other teams are bad and you’re not bad then you’re actually good

    never have i wanted more for timothy williamson to officiate an nfl game

    holy shit

    “Nick Chubb” is definitely a Dickensian name.

    i wish i could have a clever answer for you but the truth is that i definitely did not bother to think the joke through this far

    them’s fighting words buddy

    Hey, it worked for Pompey the Great.

    Joe Paterno literally got an English degree from an Ivy League institution. The idea that he was too stupid or too consumed by football to know what the word “sodomy” meant is beyond incredible. It’s not even a lie insomuch as it is a flatly inconceivable alternate world.

    So, like, the solution to this problem has been known since Ben Franklin’s time. Just put some fucking lightning rods up all over the course, it’s not like you’re playing golf in the trees.

    Amazingly, it’s a different statue on the same theme!

    I’m not a Panthers fan, but I did once work at CMU, whose business school is named after Tepper. That august institution is home to a statue of a guy literally chiseling himself from a rock, just some straight up Randian shit. I guess what I’m saying is fuck David Tepper.

    It’s actually very nice!

    the only apology i’m interested in is his apology for those tattoos

    As a Berkeley alum I’m supposed to talk shit about them but the genuine truth is that UCLA is an excellent school with top-notch programs across the board.