Not to mention once someone gets taken out like that during a pillow fight people usually stop the fight.

This guy would be perfect for the triangle offense.

Or as fun!

RE: his NBA body. I think he looks “kinda average” when compared to some of the chiseled guys in the league now and he never seems like he’s moving that fast (those dorky tights aren’t helping the aesthetics either).

Luka Dončić is silencing the diacritics with his play.

Wow - so JR isn’t the first Smith in Ohio who failed to make it to Utah:

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

That is not dead which can eternal bore,

And with strange aeons even death may snore.

He actually played on the Cavs, making the joke that “the Cavs are great and I have the NBA 2k9 disc to prove it” even more prescient. 

I looked at the playbook and, no, Stein didn't use those particular colors or Crayons. 

based on the amount of redshift in his image, Gruden and the Raiders are receding from us at 99.9976% the speed of light

considering he worked in sports radio, prison is a far far better thing for Carton to do than he’s ever done

Thibs is never going to let him go.

Oh, enough of this shit. If I wanted some Butler drama I’d go watch Remains of the fucking Day

This is deep dish Kinja +1

players who are shooting better than 42 percent from the floor: ... rookie Hamidou Diallo

I was envisioning something more like the Romanov’s denouement, but that’ll work too.

At the very least, he could have seen how many first rounders the Rockets would have offered.

I don’t disagree with you in the slightest*. I was just going for the easy joke (and very late joke, judging by the timestamps. Sorry, y’all! I swear I’m not joke-stealing out here! I’m just unoriginal and Kinja is Kinja).