This joke is killer

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH DISMISSION

I don’t know, those turnarounds always look very tough to me.

Though he wasn’t quite as good as Durant, Tracy McGrady had a similarly effortless kind of athleticism. Everything he did, especially the impossible stuff, looked easy. Put him on a team that was already excellent—the Pistons of his day, say—and this is what you’d get, an historically great team with a brilliant…

What alot of people don’t know about Steph is the last few years he has one of the highest shooting percentages of a non center at the rim in the NBA. This year Steph is 16th in the league in 2 pt makes. There are 10 centers, Lebron (because of course) and 5 PFS ahead of him.

She cocked her oversized beret, gave a few finger snaps of disgust, and grooved on down to the hippest toddler slam poetry convention.

I support this evaluation of Swaggy P.

oh boo fucking hoo. All James Harden ever does is get bullshit calls his way, he’s done it his entire career, and in fact builds his whole game upon that.

i never feel like any injustice has occurred when a foul isnt called on james harden

Not to mention that if he’d actually tried to fight through the screen he might have actually had a chance of getting a (undeserved) call.

“plausible deniability” — I like that. Hahaha. 

When the Cavs didn’t trap after Brown made the first move, it was already too late.Korver flopping didn’t improve his chances any either.

I hit the reply button to argue that Love deserved some of the blame for that play. But, after watching it again, you’re right. JR was too focused on the screen before it even happened and drifted into a better position to be screened.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

They just need to actualize their weakness.

It’s plain to see that Hood is sensitive. And beneath his exterior, I bet the sensitivity is so high that’s sometimes he can’t even think straight. As to what’s eating him? Don’t know for sure, but certainly not DJ Khaled.

This was a truly vicious take on Simmons and I haven’t stopped thinking/laughing about it since  

Every player on their team shouldn’t be allowed to play basketball for the rest of their lives.

+ 2-0

It’ll be hard for the NCAA to argue, since its entire business model is based on fucking the student-athletes.