You won’t get any argument from me.

I come to bury the Raptors, not to praise them.

Honestly, it’s past time for Casey to go. The man completely mismanaged the game from start to finish, and yet, with a 10-point lead around the 9-minute mark of the 4th Q, he rides a line featuring Siakam, Ibaka, and Jonas on the floor AT THE SAME TIME. Absolute garbage.

he never was varsity material

who can tell with these keats today

Brady was not not considering retirement

In response to Vegas’ success and to solve the problem, the NHL is going to announce the formation of several new expansion teams: the Golden Longbowmen, the Golden Pikemen, and the Golden Arquebusiers

That’s not even his nose! It’s a false one!

Andy Reid: This is really nice.
Assistant Coach: Yeah, check out the formation.
Reid: What’s this?
Assistant: The... clock in the corner?
Reid: Yeah, it keeps counting down.
Assistant: That’s the game clock.
Reid: How do we stop it?
Assistant: [stares]
Reid: [stares]
Assistant: ...you call timeout.
Reid: [looks for pause button]
…

“Whoever these miscellaneous Celtics are, they are feisty as hell.”

I agree. I remember that my brain could hardly comprehend what I was seeing. I just didn’t seem real.

this is goodminton

My sister-in-law is one of the prosecutors for the trials. When she was in University, she interned on the Milosevic trial, ended up working with the UN years later, and was in court when the guy poisoned himself this year.

I have an unrelated question:

I think they’re just looking to sort out the Pat McAfees from the John McAfees.

I think Goodell honestly just wants to know which of the two he should invest in.

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

The answer to your question clearly is “yes”.

Always a fucking Sept 11 (1649) truther on the internet.

“I would much prefer not to put my children into a situation where they repeatedly sustain blunt-force trauma to the brain, trauma that has a proven causal link to a degenerative brain condition known as CTE that will shorten their meaningful cognitive lifespan and cause them measurable difficulties later in life.”