christmaspastpresentanddrunk
ChristmasPastPresentAndDrunk
christmaspastpresentanddrunk

(Not my work - I got this off ONTD.)

He's a real-life Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne!

For future reference we're swingers, we swing, we go to swinger's events. There are many names for the lifestyle and various activities/events, but we and the people that we know in the lifestyle prefer the term swinging.

They live in...a house.

They love each other so much that they love each other.

I thought that quote was so funny. "They can't stop being in each other's company...when in each other's company."

Could be worse. At least they're not Punjammies.

I'm guessing "someone like this" means "someone this fucking stupid"

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

Don't fear the curves!

*watches 5 minutes of the Brits* ugh, same tedious shit-show as every year. Nothing ever happens.

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

Everybody is reporting this incorrectly. While it may be spoken as "James" it is spelled Yjaiymeise which is a collection of perfectly curated letters that are hand harvested from 100% biodynamic veganic fair trade locally sourced alphabets.

... such lovely audio. I wish more people would record shakey video with poor sound on their phones.

"a man who literally whored out himself..."

AKA old people

That is a picture of Selena Gomez right?

it's like, murder someone once shame on me, murder someone twice hey it's cool ill give you the benifit of the doubt, murder someone three times? Well I mean he wasn't charged so whatever but FOUR TIMES? Maybe I should re evaluate my opinion.