I missed out on this morning, but reselling is my full time job now. I make quadruple what I did as a cashier, and the girl bitching about it can quite literally lick my ass. I have financial freedom for the first time in my life and I own my time. Don't like? TOO. BAD.

Replying so I can refer back to this comment later when I get samples! I've had pretty good skin my whole life, without any kind of beauty routine. Once I hit 30 though? You could park a dump truck in each of my pores and I have a lot of redness. I have NO IDEA WHAT TO DO since its never been an issue! Blargh.

My SO feels the same way, which is only compounded by our dumb schnauzers eating it occasionally and then having Ye Olden Dreaded Hair Poos.

Omg, which company was the necklace from? I MUST HAVE IT.

Oh my god, A FUCKING MEN on the bedazzled jeans front. I have been forever puzzled as to why plus jeans always have some horrifying combination of metallic contrast stitching, rhinestones, embroidered unicorns and rainbows and flowers across the ass, paint splatters, or weird bleaching patterns that announce “I will…

When I was in 8th grade, that very special time of awkward transition, I started feeling nauseous right before an English test. I implored my teacher to let me sit in the hall and/or take the test later (there was a little table right outside the door for ill students or those doing makeup work) and she would hear…

Just say “Neither have you!” and laugh the good spirited, raucous laugh of someone who is totally innocent of the insult she’s just given.

Adult only child of an only child here. It. Is. The. Fucking. Worst.

Please tell me you reported the pet food thing...

Ive used mustard over the burn spray on many an occasion, because the burn spray only works for as long as it's wet. It's the shittiest thing in the first aid kit. What do you think people did for burns before first aid kits were a thing?

I worked fast food for five years during and just past highschool. Mustard is AWESOME for burns. You know what isn't awesome? That shitty burn spray in the first aid kit. It works for as long as it's wet. THAT'S IT. I've known mustard to be a burn cure since I was a toddler and tried to stick my finger in the…

For the record, if the timeshare company was Fairfield, I can confirm they're legit! One of my first jobs was selling those 3 day 2 night $40 vacation packages for them, and employees used them all the time. The timeshare spiel is only like half an hour long, and they give you a buttload of free food coupons and…

I used to have a horrible acquaintance who worked in the film lab of a Walmart. He was popular at parties because of his giant collection of every naked picture that ever passed through his lab. HAVE FUN WITH YOUR NIGHTMARES.

I went to elementary school in metro Atlanta with almost exclusively black children. My hair was petted and braided basically every day and it was AWESOME. But maybe I'm a weirdo who loves their hair being played with. :(

Oooh what manner of Internet Dragon?

I think it's safe to hence forth refer to Kris as Ol' Krazy Eyez Jenner.

So this is awkward, but Camp Shalom is a special needs camp. My fiancé was a councillor there one summer. We both got a good giggle out of this. :D

it's my understanding that this is a rich people's "special snowflake" kind of problem. At least, it's the affluent suburbs that have the highest percentage of unvaxed kids. :/

I am also an only child whose mother passed away suddenly and unexpectedly a few years ago, but here's the kicker: I have zero relationship with my dad or his family (who I've never met!) and my mom was ALSO an only child. I literally only have my 91 year old Memaw.

so busted for being Wiz Khalifa