Who the fuck would pay money to see DK without Jello? I mean besides 14 year olds.

Have you looked through the J. Crew bridesmaid dresses? Not the actual wedding gowns that cost an entire mountain of money, but the bridesmaid ones. Some of those are SO SUPER BEAUTIFUL and more than good enough to serve as a low budget wedding dress. They even come in white!

You live in a major metropolitan area, which are *always* more liberal in slant. You can't point at that and say "See?? The south isn't so bad!!"

I mean...I just....what the fuck did you guys want from her? If she had gone out of her way to make a grand statement, the same ones piling on now would be up in arms because "look at this white lady who thinks she is an official voice for black pain just because she makes rap music! #OFFENDED #NOMAKETHATSUPEROFFENDED…

A neighbor of a friend used to smoke pot with her front door open, and her then 6 month old son sitting right in the middle of the cloud. I have no probs with smoking pot, but soaking a developing brain in it all day every day? I called CPS and told them they didn't have to take my word for it, just give the baby a…

Speaking as someone on a nonexistent budget who can only buy clothing when something becomes unrepairable, I can assure you that most of these brands have a quality far and beyond what you'll find at Walmart. Not only are they made with better material, but they always have a more flattering cut and LOTS of times are…

Oh god that one kid looks like he lost a fight with a Flowbee.

Just needed to give a shout out to Not Your Mother's brand dry shampoo aka Canned Jesus. It's relatively cheap, easy to find, and DOESNT SMELL GROSS like most brands. Important feature.

seriously, though: separate blankets. We use them to avoid the dreaded "sweaty butt touches"

Anyone else filled with inarticulate rage at the self described "working poor" making $55k? You poor, poor little lamb.

It's very stream of consciousness. Which you are unfamiliar with maybe? Idk, your comment was pretty rude.

You guys can hate all you want, but leggings are god's most comfortable creation.

This is also my micro penis. :(

RANT TIME! Ok so this is kind of off topic, but I'm a *really* picky borderline supertaster, and I only eat the plainest of sandwiches. Therefore I only order the ham "slim" because it's literally ham and cheese and I don't have to recite a tiresome list of all the gross bullshit I want left off my sandwich. I also…

Ugh! I am so sorry this happened to you! I can sorta kinda relate a tiny-ish bit, as someone (probably drunk) kept trying my front door handle while moaning "lemme innnnn" at like 3am on New Years. My two dogs FREAKED THE FUCK OUT and woke us up immediately, giving us time to shut and lock the bedroom door and call…

Well aren't you two a couple of precious princesses with your delicate little hands and sensibilities!

This guy sounds like an emotionally abusive animated turd. So let's get that out of the way straight off. BUT speaking as a 32 year old woman who dated a 21 year old at 16 (who lived with my parents and I because his parents moved out of state after we started seeing each other) I have to really roll my eyes at all…

Oh, I thought you said "bar tab" not "bar tab tip" BUT I STILL WIN, OK?

It's more than 10 times what I earn in a year! I win the poverty Olympics!

I get the whole MSG thing, but "we don't believe in organic food"? Wtf does that even mean? "We prefer our food to have trace amounts of pesticide on it"?