I feel like this is one of those haircuts that looks adorable when you hold still and do exactly what she's doing in that pic, but as soon as you start moving around you look like a toddler circa 1978.

Me reading this: "He's going to bite some boobs? They put that in a cartoon? That is so inappropri-OHHH."

mini Schnauzers are the BEST!

OH it's a troll. Now it makes sense. Adorable.

I am extremely surprised that he didn't go over the railing with how hard that doughy faced baby boomer motherfucker shoved him. Seriously, it looked kind of like he HOPED he'd fall. Jesus.

Flat, humorless, utterly devoid of charm. 2/10 would not engage with again.

I had a roommate who would make the most intricate fortresses. He was SO GOOD. Meanwhile, there I was with a pile of dead kittens fogging up the joint with death gas and making all my dwarves too depressed to work. :(

I feel like my sarcasm meter might be broken, but if it's not, you're kind of a gross person.

.....because it's funny...?

Doesn't "it is what it is" basically mean "you have to take this at face value, it cannot be changed"?

Also, kefir is basically a more liquid-y form of yogurt. Greek Gods makes a fantastic one. (CAN YOU TELL I WORKAT A NATURAL FOODS GROCERY YET)

I can attest to the deliciousness of Califia Farms various almond milk products!

I don't understand how the very next that happened after you saw her throw her cat wasn't you beating the unholy shit balls out of her stupid face.

Resident of upper east TN here, sometimes known as the meth capital of the south. On the one hand, I know that this sort of thing had shitty, money wasting results in FL. On the other hand, my city is rampant with addicts. Home invasions are a daily occurrence on the local news, what with pill poppers looking for pain…

Oh god, is this the company that makes the Drippy Dragon? Which is exactly what it sounds like. Kinda. Ok maybe not. IT'S ONE OF THESE THAT SHOOTS LIQUID, OK? The video that I will never unsee.

Child of a Mensan here, and I want to taco punch half the people in the replies. :(

An extremely smart person would be miserable in a relationship with a person of much lower mental abilities. Not because they want to "flash around their IQ" but for the simple fact that they would never be able to have an interesting conversation or would be endlessly explaining things and making an effort to tone…

Kerrygold butter is the best butter I have ever put in my mouth. It is sexual. I will sometimes just slice up a baguette and butter the pieces for a snack, that's how good it is.

Why do I never see people mention candida as a cause for people to eat gluten free? Candida are the bad bacteria in your gut and they LOVE gluten.

Oh god please don't give your dog high salt content, nitrate containing, processed meats. Because pancreatitis, among other things. :(