I live in TN and when you see leathery old redneck women wearing these...it means they are an actual prostitute. They uniformly all love and cherish this style of shorts and have since the dawn of time. So, grats on the very authentic "Meth Head Who Will Blow You If You Buy Her Cigarettes" costumes, hipsters. Con…

*immediately runs to youtube and listens to this song all day*

There is this one customer who comes into my work on a regular basis who wears her hair natural, and she is SO BEAUTIFUL. I don't understand why more black women don't choose to wear their hair naturally. I'm pretty much consumed with jealousy over how amazing it is.

Oh my god I want to hug him forever.

Kombucha is relatively easy and cheap to make, too, but single bottles of it are like, $5. I'm glad I get a decent discount and lots of freebies, because the place where I work makes my wallet scream in terror.

I work in a fancy, expensive grocery store (eyerolls are acceptable here) and in my experience, young women buy the dumbest, most expensive shit in the store. Stuff that a woman of the age you describe would pass over in favor of more sensible, economic buys. I have seen 20 year olds who don't look particularly well…

OK so, super extra fuck Yoplait and that garbage, but Wallaby organic yogurt is amazing. AH. MAZING. It's creamy Australian style, or w/e? I dunno, it's just basically liquified crack rocks. Especially the maple flavor.

Ughhhhhhhh, Proctor & Gamble? Really? Sigh. Well maybe that explains why my dogs completely lacked enthusiasm about the last two bags. I can't imagine a company of that size not cutting corners and totally screwing things up when it comes to anything of high quality. Booo! I don't believe they sell Acana at Petsmart…

Holy shit, I need a cat helmet like right NOW.

My fiancee is *highly* allergic to cats and dogs, so we did some homework on hypoallergenic breeds before finally deciding on Miniature Schnauzers. They have people-like hair instead of fur, and they don't shed, much like poodles (who are also hypoallergenic). Both of our dogs even sleep in the bed with us at night,…

I was just about to comment this very thing! Also, Blue Buffalo is great quality food, but for some reason it gives my dogs really dark tear tracks that other foods don't. They love the taste but it's really annoying to be always wiping their faces. We normally use Innova (which I believe is the highest rated food on…

"We think plus sizes could be even bigger than our regular sizes."

And then there was that time where a bunch of assholes in an internet comment section tried to make people who were maybe too embarrassed to admit being too poor to afford cable (or a smartphone, which I also saw mentioned) feel bad about themselves. When a celebrity does it? Eye roll away. When a friend or…

TLDR: "I didn't read the books and have no idea about anything, ever."

Omg Torrid bras alllllllllllllways get stabby in the armpit area after you've had them awhile. Even if you treat them right and only hand wash/air dry them. I finally switched to the Cacique balconettes from LB (based on a comment from Jez last year hahaha) and I'm soso glad I did.

I work at a grocery store called Earth Fare, which is a super fancy, expensive hippy place that doesn't allow any products with hi fructose corn syrup, preservatives, etc etc to be sold there. We sell Capri Sun so it can't be all that bad aside from the sugar! Def wouldn't call it "poison" haha.

I literally have chocolate milk sitting on my desk, right now. THANKS, GONNA GO VOM.

As someone who is allergic to artificial sweeteners (or really, just highly sensitive) and comes from a family of people who share that extreme sensitivity, this is fucking horrifying. If I were to unwittingly drink aspartame, because I rely on "sugar free!" and the like on the packaging to tell me not to buy it, I…

I have a friend who is a local stand up comic (and a supremely unfunny one, as are all his comic friends) and I defended the SHIT out of you on his stupendously retarded facebook comment about the situation. You're my favorite Jez writer and I think you're gorgeous!

Your attitude is what's the "fucking worst".