Please please tell me Harry Brant was trolling with that tweet. Please?

WALL OF TEXT INC: I can't say much for the gnats and ants, but fleas I can deal with. The yard of our apartment is full of fleas as well, but we take steps to ensure they never set up shop inside the house. Before a maintenance routine like monthly flea medicine will work, you have to get rid of all the existing…

IT SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

I just always want to give him a hug and juice box. He's the cutest celebrity ever.

Their wings don't have shit on Zaxby's.

I've never been a big fan of Hooters (mainly because their food is fucking terrible) and honestly the thought of taking my boyfriend somewhere with the express purpose of him ogling bottom biscuits spilling out of the little shorts kind of squicks me out. That said, I go to ETSU and within the last two years a…

This made me smile so much ahahaha.

Still one of my favorite commenters. <3

I am engaged and have had this discussion with my very sweet fiancee. While he has stated (completely on his own! I didn't start the conversation or prompt him in any way!) that it is fully up to me whether or not I want to change my last name, I feel like he would take it as some kind of rejection of him if I kept…

THERE ARE WHITE CHOCOLATE COVERED PEEPS WITH SPRINKLES OUT RIGHT NOW YOU GUYS. Anniversary Peeps. Give me all of them.

I remember Xanga. Get off my lawn!

I mean, I know that you may see it as a nonissue but you are American, yeah? This is the internet, there are people from all over the world reading this site and it IS an issue in places like the UK where "traveling people" are treated like garbage.

That has nothing to do with anything.

I was going to say that. He was seriously sashaying at one point.

I thought the main worry about aspartame was that it can cause early onset Alzheimer's?

Gross, dude. Nail polish remover.

Gel manicures last for WEEEEEEKS without a single chip. That's why they're expensive. I don't know anyone who gets them constantly, but if you're about to go on a long vacation and want to look good the whole time, or you're about to get married and worrying about your nails could be one less thing on your to-do list,…

I've never understood the lady obsession with people telling us to smile. There are some ways that telling a person to smile would be hellaciously offensive ("Hey sweetheart, you should smile more when you're at the office. It makes you look prettier." etc), but to paint it as the pinnacle of insult is kind of weird.…

My grandfather was an OB who delivered most of the kids I went to school with, and my grandmother was his nurse! I know they are not all bad, but much like any cross section of any population, there are just as many bad ones as there are good ones.