For some reason, I am going to take your bait, Rant Guy.

Just adding my 0.02 before reading the whole article...

Nas released one of the bar-none, greatest rap records of all time in 1994 with Illmatic. His output since then never really lived up, and now you mostly see him on Hennessey commercials, but for a while “Jay-Z or Nas?” was a conversation.

Grant Show as Blake Carrington.

...Neither of them were dead in 2005...........

Are you implying he’s not very Bright?

My argument seems pretty sound:

I’ll tackle that second question. To preface this, I am transgender and medically transitioning.

I said STEP for a reason.

Lol dude, cmon. Yes, I took out the SuperDrive, which I no longer needed, and replaced it with an ssd so I would have, get this, two hard drives. Holy shit right?

oh man, I was 27 when I got mine too, I didn’t even THINK of that

frankly, “Senior Writer.” is a little too personal for me. why would I care how old you are?

Oh fuck you.

As an Asian person I would like to say how frustrating it can be to tell people, yes we experience racism. And they’ll be like well you guys are so smart! And you’ll be fine.

And

she literally talked to me about the shit you find mortifyingly slavish so try again, asshole

One of the many ways men are privileged over women is they don’t deal with the same constant bombardment of the-not-quite-Ponzi-scheme-but-somehow-even-more-awkward LulaRoe/Scentsy/Roden+Fields/body wrap sales pitches from high school classmates on Facebook.

Never Forget: Hildi’s upside down room...

Pictured: California 5 years into the water crisis that would ensue if these dumb fucks actually got their way:

Can I just remind you that the original reason they got a reality show is because a morbidly obese white trash mother had a morbidly obese white trash family and specifically a fat rednecky child who entered beauty pageants and people enjoyed laughing at them? What a time to be alive.