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Christina Warren
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Christina is a senior writer at Gizmodo.

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Yah I got in on that bundle earlier today. It’s the only way I’ve been able to even see a Pro Controller in weeks and weeks. I already have several Switches and a Switch Lite but got this bundle and am selling the console and game to a coworker at cost. It’s a really good deal and if you want all 3 things — and most

I’ve successfully bought 3 regular Switches over the last 3 weeks — one today from GameStop in a bundle that included AC and a Pro Controller. Stock refreshes are definitely coming back but you need to be fast.

He was really upset about the tattoo. We lied to him and were like “it’s not that bad, it’s good! No one can tell!”

You would think, but no! In this case, she insisted on the money upfront before we even left the strip club (where we probably should have been talking him out of this venture — but were instead totally egging him on because we were assholes and drunk) and I actually saw him hand her a bunch of money (he may have even

Haha -- look, this is a story I’ll proudly attach my name to. Burner accounts are for other things :)

My sophomore year of college, Spring Break happened to coincide with Mardi Gras, so my frat-boy boyfriend, a bunch of his frat brothers, some stoners we knew from class, and a few of my sorority sisters and I caravanned from Atlanta to New Orleans.

No, Chen is wife number two. In fact, his affair with her caused him to have to pay wife number one tens of millions and then he had to marry Chen before the end of the year for tax purposes. Romantic. 

As someone who grew up in Atlanta, this was always one of my favorite BTM episodes, because a) it was legit great. Lisa’s tragic death two years later made the group’s impact and the massive success of “Fanmail” that much more poignant (the initial episode was produced and ran just as “Scrubs” was released as a single

I feel like Mila almost def cheated on Mac, but not with Ashton b/c she and  Mac broke up in 2011 NOT 2014! (Look at the date on the DM message linked).

She never performed at the RNC.

I actually don’t ghost — or at least haven’t done it often. I’ve been with the same partner for 10 years, and while prior to our relationship, I ghosted (and was ghosted by others), I almost always directly told people how I felt or that I was disinterested.

Because sometimes you do this and the person shows up on your doorstep with cheap grocery store carnations and a love note begging you for a second chance.

Sure! So the bruise (gross photos attached, sorry) was raised enough that when wearing jeans, you could still see the outline of said bruise. Almost 5 months later, I can still feel part of the blood clot with my hand (it ceased being visible long ago).

That’s not always possible. In my case it was a blinking crosswalk, not a wait to walk situation. Meaning drivers are supposed to stop for pedestrians and it’s litetally not possible to wait until no cars are coming at any time, because it’s a 4 lane intersection with traffic coming in both directions.

Yeah, when I was hit by an SUV in January, the main impact was my thigh, a few inches aboe my knee. There was no way I could hop the hood. As it was, the momentum from the car propelled me forward 6 or 7 feet, forcing my body underneath a bus.

Absolutely! I went from crossing the street to thinking “am I actually getting hit by a car right now” to “holy shit I’m under a bus” in a matter of seconds.

As someone who was hit by a car in January (in a pedestrian fucking crosswalk...), this is OK advice.

When my now-husband and I moved in together 3 cities and many apartments together ago, one of our earliest joint-purchase was a $100 dual shower head with one of them that’s removable so you can use it to rinse off your body. I think we were inspired after a stay at a W hotel and it was a great upgrade from whatever

That’s exactly how I was (I was under 85lbs for most of high school. It was gross tbh)! Teachers would notice and say “those shorts are too short” (I have long legs and a short torso and couple that with a small waist and honestly I don’t think I’ve ever owned shorts/a skirt that would be considered finger-tip length.

The first high school attended did have a dress code and it was definitely prejudiced against the larger/curvier girls. As one of the slender/under-developed girls, it benefited me, but it was unfair and clearly unfair that I could wear spaghetti straps and get away with it because I was flat-cheated but my best