christinawarren
Christina Warren
christinawarren
Christina is a senior writer at Gizmodo.

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May 26
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Yah I got in on that bundle earlier today. It’s the only way I’ve been able to even see a Pro Controller in weeks and weeks. I already have several Switches and a Switch Lite but got this bundle and am selling the console and game to a coworker at cost. It’s a really good deal and if you want all 3 things — and most Read more

May 26
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I’ve successfully bought 3 regular Switches over the last 3 weeks — one today from GameStop in a bundle that included AC and a Pro Controller. Stock refreshes are definitely coming back but you need to be fast. Read more

May 18
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This is the most accurate comment I have read in ages. I might take issue with saying Cranz has the room-planning capacity skills of a toddler — it’s at least that of a middle schooler — but everything least is so on-point it hurts. Read more

Apr 10
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Thank you for taking part in our Stonk Manipulation Scheme racket and for letting me visit your island with both of my Switch’s. You are the best.

Apr 6 2019
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He was really upset about the tattoo. We lied to him and were like “it’s not that bad, it’s good! No one can tell!” Read more

Apr 6 2019
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You would think, but no! In this case, she insisted on the money upfront before we even left the strip club (where we probably should have been talking him out of this venture — but were instead totally egging him on because we were assholes and drunk) and I actually saw him hand her a bunch of money (he may have even Read more

Apr 5 2019
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Haha -- look, this is a story I’ll proudly attach my name to. Burner accounts are for other things :)

Apr 5 2019
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My sophomore year of college, Spring Break happened to coincide with Mardi Gras, so my frat-boy boyfriend, a bunch of his frat brothers, some stoners we knew from class, and a few of my sorority sisters and I caravanned from Atlanta to New Orleans. Read more

Sep 18 2018
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No, Chen is wife number two. In fact, his affair with her caused him to have to pay wife number one tens of millions and then he had to marry Chen before the end of the year for tax purposes. Romantic. 

Sep 13 2018
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This is the thing that pisses me off the most - I need more than 10,000 tracks in a library! As a result, I have way too many fucking playlists and it breaks apps that plug into the API as a result. Read more

Aug 28 2018
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As someone who grew up in Atlanta, this was always one of my favorite BTM episodes, because a) it was legit great. Lisa’s tragic death two years later made the group’s impact and the massive success of “Fanmail” that much more poignant (the initial episode was produced and ran just as “Scrubs” was released as a single Read more

Jul 24 2018
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I feel like Mila almost def cheated on Mac, but not with Ashton b/c she and  Mac broke up in 2011 NOT 2014! (Look at the date on the DM message linked).

Apr 29 2018
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I actually don’t ghost — or at least haven’t done it often. I’ve been with the same partner for 10 years, and while prior to our relationship, I ghosted (and was ghosted by others), I almost always directly told people how I felt or that I was disinterested. Read more

Apr 28 2018
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Because sometimes you do this and the person shows up on your doorstep with cheap grocery store carnations and a love note begging you for a second chance. Read more

Apr 27 2018
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Sure! So the bruise (gross photos attached, sorry) was raised enough that when wearing jeans, you could still see the outline of said bruise. Almost 5 months later, I can still feel part of the blood clot with my hand (it ceased being visible long ago).