Dudes get so fuckin pissed at these articles lmfao

“Bern has advertised his rather odd socialist ideals and that goes against the very fabric of what it means to be an American.”

Dude, that sounds fuckin sick 

Damn for someone who rarely makes comments on kotaku articles you sure won’t shut up on this one.

Shut up, nerd. Give me your lunch money.

Unrelated, but in The Darkness for the Xbox 360 (TD1 and not TD2) if you pulled the trigger on the controller down slightly but not all the way, Jackie would pull the triggers down in-game without letting a bullet fire. I always thought that was so damn cool. 

I’m a little confused as to how this is related to anything punk outside of throwing it around as a buzzword. Not even sure how nihilism applies either. I’m just all-around confused.

It’s weird how something can be designed to cater specifically to my interests and seemingly be right up my alley but also be shockingly derivative and uninteresting.

Even its dream sequence seemed like a cribbed version of another video game’s dream sequence. Hopefully there’s more substance than this.

ok

I’m gonna fucking @ you.

Dude idk whether you’re deliberately ignoring everything everyone here is saying or whether you just aren’t getting it but no one is saying that being morbidly obese doesn’t lead to health problems. Positive lifestyle changes will always lead to you being healthier. And they should be encouraged! But we aren’t talking…

Nnnno it’s a remake. There was a remaster for ps3. This one has completely remade assets.

Nah dude, you’re being a dick. Some people are fat. That’s okay. Yeah, in real life they usually can’t do as many pushups or run as many miles as the skinny/fit people. And yeah! Bettering your lifestyle choices is always a great thing if you have the abilities and the wherewithal to do it. But you’re not talking…

So by “going away” do you mean it will no longer be available for download? If we already have it on our consoles, will it be made inaccessible? I just want to know how fast I have to play through this thing!

Why you gotta be a dick, dude

Really gross and disheartening that you would report on this with no mention of PewDiePie’s reprehensible behavior, Patricia.

It definitely starts out with a semi-generic premise, but it goes whole-heartedly into the pulpy nature of it, and ends up feeling like a game with heart, and not just a mindless actionfest with some schmaltz thrown on top of it.

I know it starts a little slow, but it goes to some great places, has some incredible…

You okay buddy? What’s been going on in your life. Talk to me. This is a safe place.

You literally already do it all the time without realizing it.

“I had a substitute teacher today.”

“Oh yeah? What was their name?”

If you’re pulling out Code Geass and calling Jojo amateur you’re too ignorant of anime/manga history to be properly corrected and should instead just be ignored.

Honestly, just do what I do: Don’t be afraid to savescum. XCOM can occasionally be unfair to a ridiculous extent. There’s no harm in reloading an autosave from that turn if things go TOO FAR south. No need for ironman mode.