Fuck you, man! I just ordered one. I’m so fucked. 

He’s just like us! Look at this shitty house this billionaire lives in!

Don’t fuck any kids is still the number 1 rule for teachers and coaches, right? 

I just want to see the footage of two secret service members helping him climb through the car window while he yells at them.

White woman complains her cuffs are too tight.. gets them loosened.... escapes.. talks about shooting cops in the face. Life is SO hard.

I really hope those are transition lenses.

HAHAHAHA! Epic! I have lots of stories... but very few I would like floating around the internet in any form.

We had our van and trailer torn apart by border agents every time we crossed. The level of harassment and scare tactics is insane. We never acquired the proper paperwork to play shows in Canada.. so we always said we were going to record an album in a home studio of a friend.

I was in a couple touring bands for a big chunk of my twenties. Lots of weekends and few big rips around the country and into Canada. We basically lost money on every trip. Every time I pass a van towing a trailer on the highway I’m reminded of the best times of my life.

This is a bad take... They need to punish the intent not the result.

I wish I could chirp you for not understanding what goaltender interference is.... but I can’t. NOBODY knows what the fuck it is.

As a life long Leafs fan I’ve alwasys hated Kadri’s game. His roll as the team’s shit disturber always seems to do more harm than good. Emotions get the best of him and spread like cancer across the bench. You know he was the kid that took his net and went home crying when the game wasn’t going his way.

I hope they let him smoke darts on the air.

In this case the best player in the world just had a blow to the head that could end his career. Niskanen and Sid are different caliber players.. they will be treated differently. Welcome to the real world.  

Just like a player is always responsible for his stick in a tripping call I feel the same way here. It may have not be intentional but the player is still responsible. Just because a player turns his back and you check him in the numbers doesn’t change the fact that it’s a hit from behind. A suspension of some type…

I wouldn’t call it obscure... It is a rule though.. one that even my beer league uses. You just don’t hear about it because coaches don’t normally fuck it up.  

Should come to Eagle River, WI next month. That’s where the real party animals wheel.

Lemmy getting a snub on the facial hair list? You piece of shit.

FACT: The “muddin” kids with lifted Jeeps and trucks have to park side by side at the back of the lot at every high school... EVER!

Well we disagree, but I see where you’re coming from... and you did it all without being an asshole. haha.