ONLY DREW MAGARY USES ALL CAPS!!

I’ve had this take on the guy for quite some time.. He’s just a big nerd! But he’s nerdy at something that makes him “cool”. Dude sucks at parties though!

Good for her though... that dude is still trying to figure out where he is, man.

The hat combined with how he talks reminds me of every piece of shit I run into at townie bars that are “Just about to start at community college” every time you see them.

Fisters: Punch whom ever the fuck you want

Patrick Roy.... No fucks given.

Can’t believe your staff is taking a 30% pay cut to run Deadspin today..

I had a girlfriend pressure me to come... soft city, soft soft city.

Full Jeep mode isn’t fully engaged until the tailgate and backseats are removed as well.

Just use this dickhead spray.

Gary Bettman: Fuck you, Ryan Miller.

I think Uncle Leo had some drinks... not like him to be greasy.

They’re tanking with lottery balls in their eyes... fuck the habs.

I was there that night... on the other side of the rink, nice view of this incident. He had taken a few spills before this as well. The Offspring’s ‘Pretty Fly for a White Guy’ sure pumped these dudes up . They come every year and rock these wigs. It’s a little cheesy but they’re all in their late 40's lettin’ their…

I play hungover/drunk every weekend. It’s the only known cure.

Don’t forget they have 11 picks over 7 rounds in this years draft. Including two first rounders if the Pens make the playoffs. Not to mention Willy Nylander is a top scorer for the Marlies and Mitch Marner is blowing up the O for London. The Leafs are finally puting out the tire fire. Might be a playoff team next year…

An Auston Matthews sweater would shatter jersey sale records.

Sid said he didn’t want to be apart of it... just like last year. He wants the time off. All-Star weekend is a big pain in the ass for a lot of guys. They don’t get paid (unless they win the tournament), they’re tired as hell and likely nursing injuries. The NHL should be pumped to have guys that actually want to be…

You know nothing about the NHL... Tampa Bay is a great building to see a game. Amazing fan base down there!

This isn’t helping the glass ceiling.