Michael - Matt Forte made the list.... Typical Bears fan!

Speed holes... they make the car go faster!

The problem is that the Leafs were paying Phil 8M per... I understand why he deserves that much money... but Toronto wants a guy that will make other players on the ice better... not a guy that needs better players to reach his full dirty snipe celly potential.

Kessel and Patrick Kane have pretty much the same game... switch their situations and who has 3 rings?

It all makes perfect sense... by the time the Leafs are ready to compete Kessel will be shit and over paid. Another 3-5 years of being shit seems okay to me now... I’ve only been suffering my entire life.

This is the best article I’ve ever read.

Cool. Link me up when that goes down.

Cool. Link me up when that goes down.

The power of dickhead advertising is shining right now.

The power of dickhead advertising is shining right now.

This has crowd funding campaign splattered all over it!

The cost to looking like a dickhead ratio is still wayyyy off.

Walker’s love for the Saleen fox bodies should move him up a spot or 2.

The seller must have seen the boner write up about about this car a little while back.

The name is perfect bro... perfect.

It’s good to see these cops doing so much good! Cheers boys!

Not as funny as I thought it’d be... bummer city.

Why doesn't anyone care about the fantasy baseball team my buddy owns?!?! He seems upset.

Two first names... the kid is fucked.

Sens are full of shit... it’s the fucking playoffs! Now we’re disclosing injuries?!